MLM Bot Watch 59: where lies about network marketing come to die at the hands of the anti-MLM movements!

[BSintolerant]

Where were we? Ah, yes: the Forever Living Global culty rally.

Wow. Brokes ex's Facebook is an eye opener. Need a dictionary to read it

He blacked her eye and was selling in a pub.

Not father of the year material.

Has Yawn created a virtual bot potty for her virtual island?

My daughter just won the internet.

I was looking at Yawn's facebook and her evening shake.

My daughter said "that's a weird looking urine sample".

Nurse:

My son eating his breakfast.

Here he is watching TV.

Now he's playing with his toys.

He's gone for his nap so I'm just popping on. Buy my aloe shite! I'm not begging.

Tea time for my boy.

I love this amazing business.

Now it's bedtime. Night night my son.

Rinse and repeat... Groundhog day.

Oh ffs. My grandmother has asked me to order some stuff from Avon for her online.

Every link I go to (from google) takes me to Avon's homepage and says that I'm shopping with some rep called Hannah and I can't change it.

I don't want to order through a rep! Some of the business practices my local Avon reps have been indulging in recently have been vile.

Strangely, when I've tried to contact Avon to ask how I order directly through the website, the form crashes.

I'm surprised the conspiracy morons haven't linked the Starlink satellites to Covid19.

@YouokHun I found Broke thanks my goodness ,what's with all the odd sex jokes?.😂😂😂

@funkylittleboatrace the odd sex jokes will be because he’s a grade A wanker. He has no redeeming features as you’ve probably discovered after a quick scroll!

Very disappointing article in the Sunday Express about work from home “opportunities” by Harvey Jones. I suspect he’s been handed a press release by a simpering DSA president and not really thought it through.

@gotmychocolateimgood how did you get access to her checklist?! Ha ha. Spot on!

Plus
copy and paste Yawn’s island posts with an additional ‘wow’

It’s is 5.5 CCs away from her ‘promotion’

It’s like that other poor lowly bot a few months ago who was on overdrive to get promoted. Amazingly, at the last minute, she made it. Someone who is cynical might suspect that she had help from the likes of Yawn and Uber in her upline, who needed another Supervisor for their own benefit so ‘invested’ by pushing products through her account. We know Uber has done this before.

Broke has deleted the disgusting post about his girlfriend wearing a vibrator while doing the shopping. Law of reaction maybe? I hope his ex got her screenshots first. Dirty bastard.

@Spongebobette she's done 1 cc then in the last 3 days. That's still quite a bit to get in the next 9 days I'm assuming. If she funds that herself how much money are we looking at?

Wasn't that desperate to be supervisor bot? Aka amazing artist bot? Was loads off target and then miraculously limped over the line with seconds to spare? She jacked in FL about 6 months after the sainted promotion

I think nurse will buy her promotion. Such an idiot if she does.

This is a different lowly bot I was thinking of, she still seems to be in the cult

I hope Nurse’s parents aren’t persuaded to buy loads of aloe stuff to secure her 'promotion'. It won't help in the long run - they will have so much gloop they won't need to buy anything for ages and she won't be able to fulfil her CCs next month

I know the other one you mean sponge. She was just before the artist one. Still in it but doesn't seem to do loads of posts.

Yes she’s gone quiet
Has served her purpose for the moment

The stress must be horrendous. Every single moment wondering how you are going to achieve it. You know she is being pushed by Yawn.

And in turn pushing the poor buggers she's managed to recently recruit, one of whom is her cousin.

Zero sympathy here, she chooses this life. Numerous people have told her via facebook that she is living a scam, yet she continues to attempt to recruit other people into it. All the while, knowing that she has not made a bean.

She would recruit every one of us, if it meant that she would benefit, even in the knowledge that we would not make any money.

She's been completely and utterly brainwashed, she's a victim. She's being scammed into spending money she hasn't got so that Yawn earns more.

Is Yawn a victim? The way I see it Nurse is to her Cousin what Yawn is to Nurse. Its a cycle of advantage taking.

I find it quite hard to be black and white about victim/scammer. Even Uber has spoken about her mum telling her she should join for years before she did. So she was clearly conditioned by people close to her to think it a legitimate business opportunity but few would see her as a victim now.

The overall owners of the MLM on the other hand... No victims there!

Top top bots only seem to be seen as victims if they quit and admit how terrible it was and go fully anti MLM but then surely they were always a victim. Not sure I'm explaining that that well though...