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MLM Bot Watch 59: where lies about network marketing come to die at the hands of the anti-MLM movements!

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BSintolerant · 15/04/2020 09:51

Where were we? Ah, yes: the Forever Living Global culty rally.

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Whiterangey · 19/04/2020 16:17

It didn't get any less crazy.

How can they not see how crazy they look to everyone?

The world is being run by superpowerul people who ca do whatever they want. According to wigs daughter they have built a vast network of tunnels where they keep children and do awful things to them. They eat babies as well. They kill children as well.

Only a small number of people have awoken and can see what is really going on.

Do they really think that these super powerful people who are in charge of everything would risk letting all these woke people spread the truth without stopping them?

Wouldn't it be in their best interests to make the woke people 'disappear'? Before they manage to convince the rest of us of the truth.

Bluewavescrashing · 19/04/2020 16:48

I've seen the thread--what a nutter.

Nurse has said twice in the last week on her fb that she can count her true friends on one hand... I wonder if she is only counting the ones who order from her?

My burner account was added to her aloe goop biz page. She is desperately asking for orders to get to supervisor, I think it's 25 cc and she needs to get 7 more. There's a thermometer thing like you see on fundraisers but it's in the shape of a goop carton. Lots of 'you got this babe' comments from other bots.

Spongebobette · 19/04/2020 17:03

1CC is about £160 I believe so she’s got to sell a lot of gloop. Just hope she doesn’t buy her way to this promotion.

Bluewavescrashing · 19/04/2020 17:32
Shock
fitgirl26 · 19/04/2020 17:53

The whole 2012 Olympic thing shared by Wig just made me laugh out loud at the true desperation. And no it's not a 5g tower on the new £20 note. It's Margate lighthouse. Idiots.

DownThePan · 19/04/2020 19:40

I find the way bots are pushing the Clean9 very distasteful. So many bots have clearly shown that despite doing multiple Clean9s it does nothing to provide sustainable weight-loss or lasting good habits around drinking and eating moderately. I can't believe people fall for this very expensive nonsense detox regime:

WE’RE ALL READY
Sooo excited, I’m going to get rid of
🐷 my bloat
🐷 my excess water
🐷 my fat bulge
🐷 my lethargy
🐷 my fatigue
🐷 my bad habits
🐷 mental fog
I’m going to bring
🤩 good eating habits
🤩 high water intake
🤩 good sleep
🤩 routine
🤩 weight loss
🤩 health
🤩 clear skin
🤩 clarity
🤩 focus
🤩 fat burn
All in just 9 days (it’s up to you to carry on and not get naughty again) ... JOIN US

Shhhhh223 · 19/04/2020 19:48

Just got back from a trip down the wig and sleaze rabbit hole..WOW that is all I can say! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤯

Cacacoisfarraige · 19/04/2020 21:28

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nakedavengerreturns · 19/04/2020 21:37

Nurse has 7 entries for her C9 competition. She will draw when it gets to 50. We might be waiting some time.

Also She's put up a story saying 25cc to get to supervisor and she only needs 6.67cc to get it. I though she already was supervisor and was going for manager? In any event how many of those CC's have come from her own purchases?

Whiterangey · 19/04/2020 21:39

They are going to lose followers if they carry on like that.

By now a lot of us likely know someone who has died, or at least know someone who has lost someone. That shit does not go over well when you are grieving.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 19/04/2020 21:44

@The only problem is that their mortality rate is higher due to stupidity though - Darwinism in action

The main point is that, in all of the pyramid schemes (including MLMs) and scams, you have to disregard simple empirical truths to believe they'll work- the batshit loopy anti-science stuff is a natural extension of this.

The further the so-called 'leaders' can drag their followers down the rabbit hole, the easier it is to milk them without them questioning anything.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 19/04/2020 21:46

Sorry, previous post was in reply to @Cacacoisfarraige - the first sentence was supposed to be in bold as a quote...

SnoogyWoo · 19/04/2020 21:46

Can’t imagine nurse will have the hundreds of pounds spare to fund the rest of the CCs herself.

Cacacoisfarraige · 19/04/2020 21:55

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CodenameVillanelle · 19/04/2020 21:56

If nurse gets promoted does she not lose that promotion next month if she doesn't keep the CCs up?

BovvyDazz · 19/04/2020 22:11

What’s homeschool’s new weight loss powder business? Her and her team seem very careful to hide any labels, ensure the product is only showing the back... is this to stop people googling?!
Whatever it is... I doubt the science of it holds up.

Whiterangey · 19/04/2020 22:34

Modere i believe.

nakedavengerreturns · 20/04/2020 03:51

@villanelle are you saying that once supervisor you need to make 25ccs a month or you are back down a level? Sheesh!!

I'm guessing nurse is somewhere near it this month as she's got two new teamies whose F&F will be making pity purchases. She's never mentioned being near promotion before so I'm guessing she's usually no where near it. Those pity purchase will dry up pretty quickly so I can't imagine she'll stay there if you have to make that much each month.

Bluewavescrashing · 20/04/2020 05:43

Yawn will be pushing her to make up the difference herself, dangling 'success' which Nurse desperately wants, as a carrot. Her mum must have a house full of products now.

CodenameVillanelle · 20/04/2020 07:14

I don't know how it works exactly but I think you have to maintain a certain number of ccs to keep your status each month

Twentytwentyhindsight · 20/04/2020 07:24

I think that once you have achieved a certain rank and paraded across a stage in front of a bunch of excited huns, you get to keep that rank. You do, however, have to maintain a certain amount of monthly CCs in order to get paid on your downlines' spend sales.

BSintolerant · 20/04/2020 07:41

Isn’t the amount bots have to spend each month £160 or so to benefit from their downlines? Forever Fibbing seem to think that’s a reasonable monthly spend if you’re buying stuff for your own personal use. Be your own best customer and all that aloe jizz.

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acatcalledjohn · 20/04/2020 08:37

I've just made the mistake of reading some of the comments on Sleaze's latest post.

All I can say is that some people really are too stupid to reason with. They need to believe this shit to, in their minds, be intelligent. Wig, Sleaze, Messiah. If only Broke didn't believe Sleaze was a nonce then he'd be right there warbling along with them.

Wig's daughter is particularly dim. Chip off the old block I suppose.

CatherineCookson · 20/04/2020 08:45

If Sleaze and his son both have heart issues wont that mean they'll be on medication? Medication provided by "big pharma" to keep them alive? Wonder how that sits within his anti vax, anti big pharma, anti establishment thinking?

Norma27 · 20/04/2020 08:56

I think it's uber's birthday today. She has hardly mentioned it tho!!