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MLM Bot watch 57- where the bizniss 'owners' are their own best customers.

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Bluewavescrashing · 06/02/2020 04:42

Time for a new Fred, huns. We watch bots (people who have signed up to multi level marketing schemes which are thinly veiled pyramid schemes). We expose their lies, in the hope that fewer vulnerable people will be sucked in to buying a fake business. This is not trolling. It's calling them out on their fakery. Welcome, huns.

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Jigsawpuzzle · 07/03/2020 10:04

I see Yawn has done a checklist for her run 🏃‍♀️ Browz/Lashez/Nailz.

Spongebobette · 07/03/2020 10:07

Who goes running in a full face of makeup? Unless the point of the run is photos for social media?

Bluewavescrashing · 07/03/2020 10:12

People who don't shower afterwards and stay in their running kit all day 😉

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Jigsawpuzzle · 07/03/2020 10:22

Country managers London shindig, one of the people who posted a comment i note she likes BBC RIP off Britain and Watchdog. 😂

Whiterangey · 07/03/2020 11:08

The Castle clan currently have enough money. They are spending it like it is going out of fashion though. Bruv is going all over the place, flights, hotel rooms, fancy flat. Bruv will be losing an exceptional amount of money each year with forever. Castle could just be either breaking even or only making a small loss if she was watching her spending. She's gone big, this UK tour and all the other travel will wipe out any potential profit due to her bizniz not going so well anymore.

The money will eventually run out. They are spending to give the illusion of being high earners but the money they are spending is not forever living income.

They would do well with a company credit card while trying to entice customers while working for a proper company. If you are part of the decision making process of who your company is going to do business with and one company goes that extra mile, it goes a long way. They would be good at that.

They are spending money they haven't earned, while saying they have, in an attempt to earn enough money for that to be true. It's obviously not going to work.

The money will run out.

Bluewavescrashing · 07/03/2020 11:19

This will sound so mean, but I'm looking forward to when it runs out. Then they will know what it feels like to lose everything.

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fromdownwest · 07/03/2020 13:17

The smug sanctimonious arrogant ‘business’ owners downfall will be comical.

They have torn apart many a person in the guise of a business opportunity. So, when it happens to them, karma is not kind.

Whiterangey · 07/03/2020 13:55

The downfall is in full swing, they just aren't admitting it yet. Bizniz is still booming and they are all 6 or 7 figure earners.

Sleepless nights will be being had. Plans to make things better will include asking the universe, working on their mindset, and hoping a boom is in the process of starting again.

Forever Living are out of hand sanitiser which at this point is something that people would buy from them. The only thing.

Whiterangey · 07/03/2020 13:56

I too will be laughing when they lose everything. Serves them right for doing the same to so many people.

Jigsawpuzzle · 07/03/2020 14:09

Am I right in thinking the Aloe gloop has laxative qualities? With the run on toilet roll 🧻 it’s FL we have a problem. Good job we have a bidet😂

BSintolerant · 07/03/2020 15:30

A bidet? Yawn has a Bot Potty with a bowl of water next to it. The mind boggles.

Whiterangey · 07/03/2020 22:11

You are just jealous because you don't have a chemical toilet and a jug of freezing water for guests.

Made me sad when her daughter had friends over, girls of that age you know at least one of them will have their period and needing to deal with that in that unsanitary shithole would have been unpleasant.

As adults we are more open, kids can get embarrassed by that stuff. My son was always forgetting to take supplies for his period to school and I'd have to take them to him as he was too embarrassed to ask any staff for them. Adults don't mind asking around if they need something.

Whiterangey · 07/03/2020 22:24

Things I never expected to say as a parent "my son has his period".

Trust me, anyone who is going through finding out their child is transgender, things like that end up being so natural to say that you don't give it a second thought.

It's not like I have a trans son, I just have a son. Not even sure when I got over the having to think before I used the correct pronouns. It's as if he was never a girl now. The name I lovingly chose and spent weeks thinking of is now his deadname. I will go crazy on anyone's arse if they use it instead of his name.

He'd still be out of the family if he joined an MLM though.

Spongebobette · 08/03/2020 07:22

Nurse has just posted a meme on her insta story about Women’s Day

And it’s got a Mary Kay logo on!

Cacacoisfarraige · 08/03/2020 08:37

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OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 08/03/2020 09:25

Once she's targeted the runners and none of them want to sign up under her she'll move on to the next thing, just like she did with the sign language.

fromdownwest · 08/03/2020 09:56

She will not get any joy at park run. People won’t be up for her nonsense products

Whiterangey · 08/03/2020 10:07

I wonder what will be next?

She obviously hates running and only did it to approach more people. She hasn't said one positive thing about it.

SSDGM · 08/03/2020 10:48

She only needs to look at the uproar surrounding Great Run series and Herbalife and that will tell her what runners think of that crap.

SSDGM · 08/03/2020 14:16

Also: it’s 5km. It’s not a Sodding marathon.
I hope she even attempts to hand out leaflets at her local parkrun. I promise you the Run Director will tell her to roll them up and shove them up her backside.

Bluewavescrashing · 08/03/2020 14:25

Stupid question here- Castle is obviously Bruv's up line but how does Rarebot relate in terms of the biz? Is she up line or downline to Castle or neither?

I always think its odd when bots work together to find new blood. They are in direct competition with each other, surely. Or does it make more ccs to recruit from the bottom of the pyramid?

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Jonsey32 · 08/03/2020 15:22

Bluewavescrashing

I’m pretty sure rarebot is castles up line.

Bluewavescrashing · 08/03/2020 15:44

I thought so.

So has Castle's (past) success benefited Rarebot in terms of ccs?

I know it's deliberately complicated!

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BSintolerant · 08/03/2020 18:20

Anyone would think that a passionate consumer and tireless promoter of health and wellness products would be healthy and well enough to cope with a 5k run.

BSintolerant · 08/03/2020 18:24

I always think its odd when bots work together to find new blood. They are in direct competition with each other, surely. Or does it make more ccs to recruit from the bottom of the pyramid?

There’s some jiggery pokery isn’t there when it comes to helping your downline build a team. The more managers a bot has in its downline, the more money they get.

It is often said that shit rolls downhill. When it comes to MLM scams shit flows up the pyramid in the form of dirty money.

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