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MLM Bot watch 57- where the bizniss 'owners' are their own best customers.

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Bluewavescrashing · 06/02/2020 04:42

Time for a new Fred, huns. We watch bots (people who have signed up to multi level marketing schemes which are thinly veiled pyramid schemes). We expose their lies, in the hope that fewer vulnerable people will be sucked in to buying a fake business. This is not trolling. It's calling them out on their fakery. Welcome, huns.

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Norma27 · 08/02/2020 09:23

ANOTHER 'success' day. Such a family friendly company getting people to spend so many weekends away from their children.

Norma27 · 08/02/2020 09:49

The person in the car with yawn this morning posted the exact same status about someone talking to her 6 months ago but the time wasn't right then and she ignored her messages.
How does anybody fall for this copy and paste lying bullshit?
She is walking across the stage to get a suitcase. I am so jealous!
As for me, an old colleague asked me to send in my CV at the firm where he is now partner. I have a second interview next week after a few years out of work, and 16 years out of that industry.
Funnily enough it is as a tax accountant. These bots could do with proper tax advice, and I hope the big ones do get their comeuppance.

A proper job possibly for me. How silly am I. If I am lucky enough to get it them I will actually be paid a decent wage every month. A free gym! Pension, sick pay, paid holidays. And they try to fit in with any family stuff so try to allow working from home on school assembly days etc
I won't get a yellow or brown suitcase though!

Bluewavescrashing · 08/02/2020 09:51

Good luck Norma, hope you get the J. O. B. 🙂

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Norma27 · 08/02/2020 10:02

Thank you! Last week was my first interview in 6 years. It would be amazing, but if I don't get it then I am in no worse position than I am now.

Shows how it pays to be nice to people. I was a grad trainee with this partner years ago. The fact they thought of me is amazing. He is in a different office so can't influence anything for me but I wouldn't have tried without him.

ticktock19 · 08/02/2020 10:39

Best of luck @Norma27, that sounds like a great job

nakedavengeragain · 08/02/2020 10:40

Success day

MLM Bot watch 57- where the bizniss 'owners' are their own best customers.
Norma27 · 08/02/2020 10:42

Thank you @ticktock19. It would be starting at the bottom again but that's fine.
I've been the perfect 'victim' for Huns to try and recruit the last few years. Thank God I knew enough to tell them where to go!

nakedavengeragain · 08/02/2020 10:49

@norma27 nurse posted the same status word for word 2 days ago. Funny how they all have the same experience isn't it?

Norma27 · 08/02/2020 10:50

It really is amazing @nakedavengeragain. It's almost unbelievable!

ticktock19 · 08/02/2020 10:51

@Norma27 absolutely, your old colleague obviously thinks extremely highly of you so it definitely sounds like a great opportunity for you. Thank goodness you've resisted the call of the huns and avoided them.
@nakedavengeragain that is an incredible pic and one that I'm having a right giggle at

nakedavengeragain · 08/02/2020 10:55

@norma27 screengrabbed from your suitcase hun's live!

nakedavengeragain · 08/02/2020 11:06

Nurses live was about being a VIP. No details but we'll hear more about it once she's in.

It's been 2 hours. Maybe she's overwhelmed with vipness.

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Norma27 · 08/02/2020 11:15

@DoraExplorer99 That us a great idea. If I get offered the job I will definitely make that a condition of me accepting!
I wonder what they would have thought if I had 5 years of being a bot on my CV. Think it would have gone straight in the bin.
Also wonder if a huge directors loan would mean they couldn't employ me too. Wouldn't be looked upon favourably anyway.

spanfan · 08/02/2020 11:17

I'm trying to find a picture of the audience... Not many from my usual suspects... Has anyone posted one? 😂

One of my previous faves has left which is very telling. She's a friend of twinmumnumber2 ex physio who still seems to persevere, and she used to be at EVERY Success Day... Interesting.. 😁

nakedavengeragain · 08/02/2020 11:19

@spanfan if you want a pic of audience se my post below.

nakedavengeragain · 08/02/2020 11:37

So they've done a new thing at success day which is to get all the new assistant supervisors up on stage. That means you are pretty much new to FL and it's clear it's half the audience. Lead man bot is asking for tips from the audience 'keep going!', 'don't be scared' etc

nakedavengeragain · 08/02/2020 11:45

During the 'new to FL living' section posted by yawn, nurse and teamie look totally over it. Already.

Norma27 · 08/02/2020 11:45

Just watched yawn's story properly. Her minion in the car with her is getting 2 tickets to head office as some sort of prize. Now, don't forget that is as well as the amazing suitcase. No wonder they cannot contain their excitement!

I can only aspire to such things. I can hardly contain the jealousy building up in me.

nakedavengeragain · 08/02/2020 11:51

@Norma27 did you notice she totally spoke over her? "It gets me tickets to head office...[AWESOME SO WHEN YOU WORK WITH US [tit thing] YOU GET LOADS OF RECOGNITION!]

Norma27 · 08/02/2020 11:54

@nakedavengeragain she totally did talk over her. She has absolutely no manners or class!

leasedaudi · 08/02/2020 12:41

Isn't PHD's whole job just posting trite on insta?

Spongebobette · 08/02/2020 12:50

Yes. Yes, it is.

I have never seen such a load of self indulgent gobbledegook in my life, combined with carefully posed selfies.

She really is a joke.

Gotmychocolateimgood · 08/02/2020 13:02

So the 'pocket rocket' as Nurse says being recognised on stage for being assistant supervisor or whatever is one of Yawn's teamies?

Nurse is really living the high life there drinking the kool aid from her paper cup.

Bruv's story has lots of whooping and flag waving.

Bluewavescrashing · 08/02/2020 13:05

So now they go on stage just because they bought the biz in the box, not because they've actually had any success. Clever way of spinning it FLHQ.

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