MLM Bot watch 57- where the bizniss 'owners' are their own best customers.

[Bluewavescrashing]

Time for a new Fred, huns. We watch bots (people who have signed up to multi level marketing schemes which are thinly veiled pyramid schemes). We expose their lies, in the hope that fewer vulnerable people will be sucked in to buying a fake business. This is not trolling. It's calling them out on their fakery. Welcome, huns.

Is there a published list of the “winners” on success day? I’ve got most of them but not managed to work out Lanza and John Lewis bot?

By the way I am so totally going to go in the office at my J.O.B. on Monday and throw a fit that despite providing pay, pension, bonus, annual leave, private healthcare and life insurance they have not yet given me a Yellow suitcase the fuckers.

One of the ‘pods’ was about them new BP’

Is this a new business plan?
Have they started to change the way they reward the bots because they’ve realised no one is making money?

Btw ROFL at Castle reinventing herself as a quirky silly ‘just like you’ person, look at me aren’t I a laugh

Rather than the queen of Forever to whom everything came so easily

Uber is flogging lots of FL stock on Facebook Marketplace.
Cheaply.

Castle is posting 150000 insta stories a day. All of them boring and pointless.

What are her podcasts like?

I think everyone should donate a bit of money so we get £200 together and then i'll join and then walk across the stage at the next success day. I'll wear a jacket with a shirt underneath saying something anti-mlm and take the jacket off as everyone is taking photo's while giving the middle finger. That would be brilliant and I would actually do it. A group of us would be even better.

Unfortunately the plan would fall apart at the point I had £200 and needed to give it to a company who destroy lives. Then i'd have to give them more money for the success day ticket. The first good cause I came across would be £200 richer though.

Number three was the man whose surname is a month. He qualified at 5k.

@Whiterangey I would love to do that too. It would be amazing.
Even better if Uber did recognise me from when we knew each other years ago!

I bet the top bits drove home yesterday and poured themselves a stiff drink. How humiliating compared to a few years ago.

I like your plan Whiterangey 😁

Nurse breathlessly promised us several lives and updates on her VIP experience. We didn't get them. Any chance it's because the 'VIP experience' was a picture in front of that that lit up sign and she's feeling a bit embarrassed?

Castle isn’t a laugh - she’s a laughing stock like the rest of the bots. Where was Lanza on the list this year?

Good on Bruv for actually looking positive and happy. Castle can't even be arsed to paint a smile on when she's on stage.

My SIL signed up to Younique few weeks ago and there was a big unveil of her kit on both hers and her upline's FB pages. So far, I haven't had any requests from her but I haven't seen her in a while.

Think there is a new definition of insanity - 'insanity is flying 24 hours across the world to spend 2 days in a conference hall whooping and the flying 24 hours home and paying thousands to do it'

Just watching bruv's Facebook stories and it just reminds me of a preschool participation ceremony. My 3 year old would love to go on stage and wave a flag
Even my 7 year old would think it's naff. I cannot imagine anything more cringey

We don’t see much of Man Bot on social media, where does his business come from?

I wonder the same about manbot. It is bizarre.

Yawn's BFF is a couple of places higher than Yawn on one of the Top 20 type charts yet she seems to do very little in the way of active recruitment or product posts.

How is that so? Is she just lucky with having a productive downline?

My JP bot went to the Bolton shindig yesterday and she has offered her goody bag for a competition. So far no takers.
As they all seem to take lots of photos/videos do they ever take a moment down memory lane in their pockets of time to look at them from years ago.
Sitting here listening to the wind & rain lashing against the windows as my DD has posted photos of them on a beach in Thailand. That’s living the dream.

The new Castle is so transparently false.
The laugh, the oh poor me, the oh I ha don confidence etc

I know people that know her and that is so far from the truth.

I'v found Yawn's IG post regarding qualifying 2.5K for Sydney and getting 6 nights accommodation, tickets for Rally for her and DH.

In her post below she states that flights are also paid for for both of them, they're taking the kids and extending their stay. It sounds amazing but what is the truth? We know from experience that downright lies and obfuscation are part and parcel of MLM posts.

2.5k qualifiers arrive on Mon 27 April and leave on the Sat, so 6 nights

if you take kids you have to pay for flights, accommodation and entry to the rally
not cheap
but possibly worth it for social media content and a boost to your reputation among your downline.....

the hotel that the UK contingent will be staying in looks very nice, so expect a barrage of photos!!

You also have to pay for the kids accommodation, with teenagers they won't want to sleep with their parents.

Yawn wants people to ask her a question.
How tempting!!