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MLM Bot Watch 53: The saga continues...

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GoldenKelpie · 28/08/2019 08:00

Starting a new thread on all things MLM!

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 18/09/2019 15:00

Apart fro highlighting the bots' desperation to recoup some costs on surplus/garage qualifying stock, the whole parallel market of FLP products being sold cheap on EBay etc. shows up the whole pyramid scheme structure of the 'business', as well as the fallacy that bots are in any way 'independent business owners'.

I remember seeing pages of FLP stuff on EBay for under the wholesale price paid by my (ex)OH (presumably bots trying to recoup some of their losses after buying a qualification or quitting the biznis). When I asked her why she was not jumping on this and therefore raising her profit margins while retailing the stuff at the same price, she was genuinely shocked that I could be so dumb, because there was no point in selling, whatever the marginal profits, if you did not get CCs. So much for being an 'independent business owner, if the model does not even allow you to source the very same product at the best price...

It shows up exactly how the bots are the customers and the whole thing is a pyramid scheme. Once the bots (and only the bots) have paid FLP for the product, it has fallen outside of the pyramid, and FLP do not give a toss whether the bot then sells the product for a profit, at cost or at a loss, nor whether they use it themselves, give it away, store it in their garage, or pour it down the drain.

If a bot has a surplus, they can't even pass any of it on to a fellow bot who might need it for a client, since the second bot would not get CCs and therefore can only resupply from FLP, regardless of any glut on the market.

This is without taking into consideration that any sane 'end user customer' would buy the EBay stock, rather than pay the bots' retail price. I remember a major falling out when I pointed this out to a friend who, for some unfathomable reason, liked the gloop but found the retail price rather steep...

Spongebobette · 18/09/2019 15:33

I once asked my friend who became a FL why wouldn't people buy a C9 off ebay as they were cheaper and she said 'oh that would be too risky, they could be fake products, you get a guarantee that it's authentic Forever Living product when you buy from me'

So presumably someone's knocking up fake C9s I DON'T THINK SO

Whiterangey · 18/09/2019 16:02

The c9's consist of powder which consists of fatshaming and despair, you mix that with the tears of your downline and drink it.

I could make that, except i'd suggest a mcdonalds milkshake, with burger and fries to go with it. Cheaper too.

Gotmychocolateimgood · 18/09/2019 16:23

@Twentytwentyhindsight I really think you should write a book about mlm. You have a very compelling turn of phrase indeed!

GoldenKelpie · 18/09/2019 16:26

I remember seeing pages of FLP stuff on EBay for under the wholesale price paid by my (ex)OH (presumably bots trying to recoup some of their losses after buying a qualification or quitting the biznis). When I asked her why she was not jumping on this and therefore raising her profit margins while retailing the stuff at the same price, she was genuinely shocked that I could be so dumb, because there was no point in selling, whatever the marginal profits, if you did not get CCs. So much for being an 'independent business owner, if the model does not even allow you to source the very same product at the best price...

WOW, twenty that just about sums up the total delusion of MLM bots. Shock

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FranceTeam · 18/09/2019 16:27

Sounds like there is also an environmental impact of buying goods which cannot be used and are ultimately sold off cheap/destroyed

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 18/09/2019 16:30

Yawn can't wait to see her son and daughter get into network marketing.

Spongebobette · 18/09/2019 16:52

That’s really sad. Have a bit more ambition and higher expectations.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 18/09/2019 17:00

@Gotmychocolateimgood - Thanks for the idea, I'll approach Roomie's publishers and become a best selling author once you lot buy the first few electronic copies at a discount! Grin

Jigsawpuzzle · 18/09/2019 17:01

But mummy you haven’t had a cheque for over 2 years.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 18/09/2019 17:04

Will she be buying them their biznis in a box when they graduate?

Jigsawpuzzle · 18/09/2019 18:00

Message to Santa-PHD coming to UK for Christmas.
Yawn trying to steal Mrs Hinch’s thunder

leasedaudi · 18/09/2019 20:12

Lol just imagine a teenage boy trying to flog aloe and c9s, then partying it up at success day with a bunch of middle aged mums 😆

Gotmychocolateimgood · 18/09/2019 21:13

Nurse went on holiday on Monday and has gone home early. She has her diary out if anyone wants to book a coffee and chat about the bizniss! Only a couple of slots left!

RogueApostrophe · 18/09/2019 22:09

I'm surprised Nurse is still going - she must be losing money hand over fist

Whiterangey · 18/09/2019 22:22

That doesn't make me happy. She's a nurse and a single mum, she deserves a holiday with her lad and i'm sad hers seems to have gone a bit wrong.

She will have spent well over a thousand already, likely more than that. She's on part time nurses wages and she had universal credit thing on her computer so her wages are being topped up with benefits. Not even going to start on how a nurses wages have to be topped up in the first place, because I will get angry.

It's disgusting that someone in her situation has been targeted, all because she wanted to take her lad to a theme park.

MLMhun · 18/09/2019 22:29

@whiterangey stop canonising nurses, they really don’t deserve it in most cases. Nursebot is a typical case, wants to work as little as possible to shill her shit. No way is she really focusing on her actual job these days.

Why did she come home early?

spanfan · 18/09/2019 22:37

A little look back at nurse's feed tells me that even her cat loves his aloe every morning.

Chinny reckon. 😂😂😂😂

Whiterangey · 19/09/2019 07:55

I disagree @MLMhun she wants to work as little as possible to spend time with her son. She got involved in FL again to hopefully be able to stay at home full time with her son and make a lot of money to buy him stuff.

Spongebobette · 19/09/2019 08:42

She only went on Monday after spending the weekend packing! Back on Weds? Two nights?

Jigsawpuzzle · 19/09/2019 09:12

Did she actually go anywhere?

Gotmychocolateimgood · 19/09/2019 09:29

Devon is a long way from where she lives for 2 nights, especially as the only adult. Maybe something happened when she was there.

CodenameVillanelle · 19/09/2019 11:14

she wants to work as little as possible to spend time with her son. She got involved in FL again to hopefully be able to stay at home full time with her son

But that's not real life. She is a single mum and she needs to work, as we all do. Anyone who thinks there is a magic formula to stay at home with kids, work in 'pockets of time' and still earn enough for a quality of life is either stupid, wilfully ignorant or both - because such a scenario for those of us without independent wealth or some very specialist skill can only exist through dodgy means.
I don't like this excusing of people getting sucked in to scams and exploitative schemes by saying they want to stay home with their kids. The only honest way you can do that as a single parent in her circumstances is to accept being poor.

FranceTeam · 19/09/2019 11:51

Do people really want to spend so much time with their children anyway? Aren’t most people glad to have time away from their families in the workplace?

Women over the years have battled hard to get recognition in the workplace. Why through that away to become a MLM bot

Whiterangey · 19/09/2019 12:11

Or they are brainwashed using the cult like tactics of the uplines.

Valentus are launching a new product. This product has won a nobel prize.

It's on Salon's facebook.

She says she doesn't know whether to laugh or cry. We finally agree on something.

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