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Bot Watch 49- exposing MLMs for the scams they really are. You won't make money and you will lose friends!

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gotmychocolateimgood · 05/05/2019 20:30

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Welcome if you have just joined us. We would love to hear from you if you have been involved in network marketing. Support given to those who wish to escape. Exposing lies, cult like behaviour and pyramid shaped activity.

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Spongebobette · 10/05/2019 20:44

Bloody hell the latest live from Nurse is awful, rambling, contradictory, sad

She doesn’t do a hard sell apparently
She’s replaced everything in her house with FL products
She’s been in the business for a year.
She believes she’s going to the Global Rally next year. With her team.

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 10/05/2019 20:45

Considering they're on a so-called fun, exciting, "free holiday" with expenses some of these bots are looking very stressed and strained.

On Yawns most recent selfie she looks tired and is smiling through gritted teeth.
On Uber's sister's latest live she also looks tired with bags under her eyes.

I'd like to think their conscience has kept them awake but fat chance of that!

BangingOn · 10/05/2019 20:45

Roomie is very good at thriving after surviving.

dadandmum · 10/05/2019 20:46

@worcestersauce29 I do believe that she is now back to her roots as a marketing manager for a local privately owned car dealers ship on the way out towards Pershore. Not sure what he is doing might be dog walking, but they still sell some FL but I dont seem them banging on about it like they used too.

DoraExplorer99 · 10/05/2019 20:47

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SnoogyWoo · 10/05/2019 20:49

Yawns broken phone, I’m more shocked a wealthy top bot hasn’t got an iPhone X!

Twentytwentyhindsight · 10/05/2019 20:55

Stepping away from FLP for a second, the hallmark of Messiah Bot's venture is its 'unparalleled humility', apparently.

worcestersauce29 · 10/05/2019 20:56

thank you @dadandmum x

leasedaudi · 10/05/2019 20:58

@BangingOn hahahaha she's surviving after forever-living alright!

Whiterangey · 10/05/2019 20:59

Nurse bot is the bot that makes me the saddest. The struggles she has gone through to get her boy and she wants to give him the world. That's all she wants, to take him to a theme park and stay overnight.

No mention of posh cars or fancy things, just to treat her son. He is her weakness and Yawn has exploited that and her desire to give him a sibling to rob her blind.

When nurse gets out I'd happily donate to whatever to get her a little theme park break with her son.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 10/05/2019 21:06

Uber will be stepping on stage in front of 17,000 people tomorrow, apparently.

That's odd, I thought she was going to be at the FLP Global Rally in Stockholm, but that's in an arena that holds a maximum of 16,000, half of which is empty. I wonder where she's going?

They just can't help themselves from lying, can they?

BangingOn · 10/05/2019 21:09

Twenty that’s spot on. Humility and the Messiah go hand in hand Hmm

CanoeDoYouThinkYouAre · 10/05/2019 21:25

One of DH's work perks are Merlin passes, we gave this years away because I've not been well.

Shame really, I'd be tempted to pass it on to nurse if she saw the light.

Teddy1970 · 10/05/2019 21:27

Nurse Bot sharing a photo of Castle and Welsh bot with their cheques is tragic, she really really believes she's going to be at next years rally to be presented with an oversized cheque, she is so brainwashed it's dreadful. I wonder if she's asked Yawn where her cheque is?

fromdownwest · 10/05/2019 21:33

Normal non FL post 7 replies, FL post no replies or likes.

Sorry, she can't be that stupid. Her passive aggressive posts make me think she can see what is going on. So I have very little empathy for her.

MLMsuperfan · 10/05/2019 21:34

I'm not surprised Messiah is the best at humility too.

Spongebobette · 10/05/2019 21:37

It’s really clear that her friends are deliberately engaging with her non FL posts and ignoring the FL ones

And I’m sorry but I don’t believe lots of people have been asking her about the business. She’s just not a good liar. I think someone told her they didn’t want to join her team because they wouldn’t be able to find customers though.

UnapologeticallyUnhinged · 10/05/2019 21:37

@leasedaudi that new Finnish bot is following ALL the right people! Wink

Whiterangey · 10/05/2019 21:51

In 2017 in the UK forever living sales decreased by 47%. That was preceded by a fall in sales of 25% in 2016.

2018 accounts won't be available until October but I expect there will be another drastic fall in sales caused by the ongoing decrease in FBO's. In 2017 it was a 67% drop in FBO's in 2016 it was 52%. Those figures are reflected in the decreasing value and amount of cheques. Without new Fbo's they struggle to qualify for a cheque.

Yet the UK is 5th for sales in the world.

It showed how badly FLP is doing globally. I wonder if the chairman's bonus total pot will be down this year.

Interesting times in the mlm world.

acatcalledjohn · 10/05/2019 21:53

This is an interesting watch.

"We don't recruit. We bring people in to the business."

She is full metal bot and talking utter, utter nonsense. As the above quote confirms.

UnapologeticallyUnhinged · 10/05/2019 21:54

My god they all look knackered!

Must have been all that partying til 10pm!

Anyone got any revitalising miracle aloe they can spare for the poor bots?

spanfan · 10/05/2019 22:34

@kenny. 😂😂😂😂😂

Bovneydazzlers · 10/05/2019 22:53

FL said $26m was given away in 2017 globally (per google search for forever living global 2017 Chairman's bonus)

Apparently this year $5m was given away in the first 2 days (see forever living America Facebook) According to the below, if we assume only level 3 cheques are still outstanding, that gives the total cheque amount at $6m... that is a huge drop from $26m.

I think UK country manager maybe safe for another year, it's the whole world who are stepping away from FL...

4.61. Chairman’s Bonus Incentive Calculation
• A global bonus pool will be determined and then allocated as follows:
• One half of the pool will be paid to those who qualify in Level 1. • One third of the pool will be paid to those who qualify in Level 2. • One sixth of the pool will be paid to those who qualify in Level 3.
• The qualifying Distributor will be awarded one Incentive Share for each of their Total Case Credits generated in their qualifying country (but not including the “new” Case Credits generated outside of their qualifying country), plus the Incentive Shares generated by the first Chairman’s Bonus Manager in each of their sponsorship lines in any participating country.

Tupperwarelid · 10/05/2019 22:53

The golden boy boy who was at the hob smashing party had shown up in Stockholm. He’s not been a bot for long so must have paid for himself to go. What a waste of money on top of what he’s already spent on his bizniz

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 10/05/2019 22:55

Nursebot is a psychiatric nurse. Somehow knowing she has that speciality and still gets sucked into an MLM makes it even worse.