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The more I watch the whooping and fireworks and stage show - its all just so bloody weird!

I would be very surprised if Homeschool got a cheque. I don't think she got one last year (not even a Tube of Shame one).

@fromdownwest - wait until you see the live feeds beginning tomorrow!

That level of enforced fun and screaming would do my head in.

It kills me that the music in one of Uber’s lives was Waterloo!

It’s only a matter of time before certain bots meet their Waterloo. 😉 I doubt they’ll be exiled to St Helena though - looks like Lanzagrotty is the place for superannuated bots these days.

Their mum is a 2.5k qualifier

Proper family business

I fear it won't come to an end until Bloodsucker and Uber get zero.

Is Blood Ubers upline?

What are the tube cheques?

Cheques placed in tubes also better known as yoga mats

They are going to cling on with their fingernails hoping and praying the good times will come back. This was their ticket to riches and for a couple of years it looked like they were going to be set for life.

They bought their homes with hefty mortgages and spent money like it was going out of fashion being absolutely sure the good times would continue.

Now they are in the shit and they deserve it. Uber and Bloodsucker are probably the only ones not at imminent risk of losing everything. Even then Uber owes her company about £700k which must give her sleepless nights.

I bet they all think next year will be better.

Interested to see where the UK comes in the forever rankings I bet is not in the top ten.

@ElektraLOL - The top bots (those who qualify for the larger Chairman's Bonus Levels 2and 3) get to walk across the stage individually to receive said cheques before an eeeking audience of huns that have been whipped into a lathering frenzy. This is what FLP will be live-streaming tomorrow and Saturday.

The lowlier level 1 CB qualifiers all get their cheques the night before. They all collect a tube on a strap with the cheque rolled up in it. There is then a countdown, and they all whip out their cheques at the same time, while their teamies attempt to seem delirious.

Tube cheques used to be a good thing for FLP UK because, when the company was on the up, it allowed many newer bots to display the ultimate trapping of MLM success - a tacky oversized cheque with their name on it.

With FLP UK nosediving, the tube cheques have become more of a consolation prize for former high flying bots, who have to pretend that they are ecstatic to receive them.

Did anyone else notice that the first song after the cheque opening was money money money? A lot of people seem to think it's a song about being rich when it's the opposite and quite fitting for the bots.

Just a shame there is nothing about losing your house in there or going insolvent.

I work all night I work all day
To pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be
A single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all
I'd fool around and have a ball
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Ah, all the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world
It's a rich man's world
A man like that is hard to find
But I can't get him off my mind
Ain't it sad
And if he happens to be free
I bet he wouldn't fancy me
That's too bad
So I must leave, I'll have to go
To Las Vegas or Monaco
And win a fortune in a game
My life would never be the same
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Ah, all the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Ah, all the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world
It's a rich man's world

Thank you @Twentytwentyhindsight

Was castle really impressed she was one of the last ones ‘partying’at 9pm our time so 10pm Sweden time?
What an amazing party it must have been!

Only 5 hours to go until the stage cheques start. Wonder at which point castle will go on. Bots used to be live streaming waiting to go on and then and their team posting like crazy. I'm guessing that won't be going on with castles team today.

vimeo.com/foreverglobalhq is where it will be shown.

I need an excuse to leave work to watch it. This is more exciting than line of duty... 😂😂😂

They won't let you, too scared that you will leave your JOB for forever living once you've feasted your eyes on those cheques.

I know a lot of participants of this thread already have after realising they will never stay in a hotel room with a veranda.

What a shame my youngest daughter is off sick today! I can stay in and watch it. Altho I will pop to collect my older daughter as had attempted bloody abduction of schoolgirls here last week.
Soooo excited to see today’s and tomorrow’s cheques.

Whiterangey that was a suite I will have you know. She said penthouse suite at one point so that must be what it was.
Not a stained bog standard hotel room!

Can someone post who gets what cheque in here as I’m not able to watch today?

My fm fragrances bot has transitioned to a full on bot now. Facebook is a constant sales pitch

Regarding the cheque, Uber's sister has posted:

"The feeling when it's revealed it's unexplainable"

Actually hun, I think your face said it all !