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MLM Bot Watch 42

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Spongebobette · 18/08/2018 12:09

This is the 42nd thread in a long series about the dangers of network marketing/ MLMs such as Forever Living, Ariix, NuSkin, Arbonne, Younique, TS Life, and MANY MANY more!
Posts here will give examples of the lies told by 'top bots' who portray luxury lifestyles in order to lure in new victims and of the other techniques and brainwashing used by MLMs
Over 90% of people who join an MLM end up LOSING money. Always bear that in mind when considering paying money to join!

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Norma27 · 03/09/2018 20:10

Yawn has had the past 7 weeks off apparently!
Pull the other one love! You have been touting your snake oil and pyramid scheme without a break. The lies that they tell never cease to amaze me!

smiinky · 03/09/2018 21:25

thanks folks, re webtalk I thought as much, the privacy policy alarmed me - they basically take your data and sell it on. Seeing as she's probably already uploaded her contacts list I await the influx of spam. I'll stick to Linked In.

Teddy1970 · 03/09/2018 21:32

I know most of the bots, but I don't know who brokebot, wig, sleaze & messiah are, can someone pm me please? I've been trying to work it out for months!

Tw1nsetAndPearls · 03/09/2018 21:49

I feel very sorry for wig and sleaze if they are living in a campervan. His son has also been ill - that is a lot to deal with.

Whiterangey · 03/09/2018 23:04

I have lot's of sympathy for the situation with Sleaze's son, that is just horrible.

No sympathy for their living situation, they brought it on themselves, even that would usually illicit some sympathy but they have spent years scamming people. The two CCJ's are for thousands, from normal people with families who lent them money that they refused to pay back.

Not to mention all the people they have scammed, and continue to scam in the many Ponzi's they get involved with. No sympathy from me.

DoraExplorer99 · 04/09/2018 12:39

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acatcalledjohn · 04/09/2018 13:21

Yawn lying? Who'd have thought.

Messiah's disciple has just done a FB live video. All the usual bollocks about how amazing this company is and how she's been so busy enrolling people and sorting orders. Some pointers on why the company is amazing:

  1. Product is legal (whoopty-fucking-do)
  2. They have a website (we are in 2018, hun)
  3. They have a back office (see above)

If the mundane and basic stuff of a sales based company excites her this much I dread to think how she would cope with something genuinely exciting.

She'll be shouting "all hail the messiah" before long.

Spongebobette · 04/09/2018 13:48

That bloody Yawn woman will use any sort of deception to lure in new recruits
The latest victims she is ‘showcasing’, by the way, do not look as though they can afford to lose the 200 quid she has persuaded them to part with. As well as all the extras they will be coughing up for
She’s an absolute leech

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Spongebobette · 04/09/2018 14:03

Hmm just wondering how much cash poured into Messiah’s coffers after Sept 1?
What’s the initial ‘investment’ bots have to make?

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tillytoodles1 · 04/09/2018 14:07

minisoksmakehardwork , my daughter is a travel agent working from home and I know a few others too. Believe me, it's a well paid job, she's making about £3-4K average, and once she earned £5K plus and got a bonus. If you want to know any details then PM me, as it didn't cost her a penny to set up, they provided a computer and phone too.

acatcalledjohn · 04/09/2018 14:17

If you want to know any details then PM me, as it didn't cost her a penny to set up,

If it's legit you wouldn't mind posting the info here? Maybe name the company?

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 04/09/2018 14:20

Well spotted Dora, the before photo is indeed from a long time ago pre-teeth straightening.

I've also noticed that the 24 day shred posts are often accompanied with mouth-closed, cheeks sucked in, pouty, subtle smiles rather than the beaming, teeth showing smiles which of course make your face look a completely different shape.

Paddy1234 · 04/09/2018 14:28

I disagree with making money from a travel agency. My best friend set up seven years ago, the first few years were very tough and she put every thing into it - it certainly is not a business that you can work around children as she and her partner work all hours. Over the last few years she has diversified in a very niche area providing a very bespoke service meaning at long last she is earning a living. However she has no recruits and is proper ABTA (??) protected.

Paddy1234 · 04/09/2018 14:29

And it cost her alot of money to set up and be affiliated/protected etc

lostinlego · 04/09/2018 14:34

I've seen a few posts about Isagenix recently, people fed up with Herbalife trying to make money from this instead.
Also could someone pm me the bots as I can't work out who they are thanks.

tillytoodles1 · 04/09/2018 16:08

acatcalledjohn, it's part of a very well known high street travel agents.

Whiterangey · 04/09/2018 16:50

Yawn is toxic and I hope her girl child doesn't see her facebook and that Yawn doesn't talk around her like how she posts.

She posted a few days ago "Don't listen to your inner fatty. She's an evil witch.. She misses vodka" The word 'cake' had been crossed out and vodka had been added.

Do you know what just reading that can do to someone with an eating disorder?

I have lost a lot of weight recently, I don't weigh myself but i've dropped at least two dress sizes, my clothes are hanging off me. My BMI was in the normal range to begin with, i've never been overweight.

I have an eating disorder. The night before I read that i'd managed to eat about 1000 calories, which is the most i'd eaten in a day for at least 3 weeks, I was so proud of myself. I was planning what I was going to try and eat that night when I read that. She was totally 100% right, I couldn't give in to wanting to eat food, so I didn't, I ended up eating one slice of bread, leaving the crusts, that was my total food intake for the day.

I'm an adult, I know i'm not well, I know that shite is bullshit and that Yawn is full of shit. In the moment I was vulnerable, read the wrong thing at the wrong time, i'm better than that.

What if it was a child? What if it was her child, or someone who hasn't got the tools and help to get well?

Her whole facebook gives off the message that you are a better person if you lose weight, if you can control your food intake then you get bragging rights.

She is promoting some bullshit diet crap that causes you to eat not enough. She just posted a photo that if it wasn't a lie shows a weight loss of at least 2 stone in 22 days, maybe more.

I know she reads here and I hope she reads this, and I hope she thinks of her daughter and the effect that her words and actions could be having on her and anyone else.

It's a very fine line between having total control of your calorie intake and losing all control to an eating disorder.

leasedaudi · 04/09/2018 18:14

aaaah @DoraExplorer99 I spotted that teeth situation too, came on here to point it out but you beat me to it!

leasedaudi · 04/09/2018 18:16

Oh @Whiterangey you poor thing. I can't imagine the damage seeing fat-shaming posts like that can do to you and other vulnerable people (especially teenage girls)!

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 04/09/2018 18:16

whiterangey - much love. Also have had ED since my teens. All it takes is the tiniest trigger. She is a cunt.

@tillytoodles1 - I worked in travel for nearly two decades and I'm sure what you're saying is true. Your daughter likely
specialises in high value travel such as cruise or safari and is a proper specialist who works her arse off. The MLM travel companies are TOTALLY different.

Norma27 · 04/09/2018 18:39

Yawn- if you look at the picture you put on Facebook on 13 August (just getting ready for your 24 day lie) it is nothing like the before one you posted today.
You are a parasitic liar, conning vulnerable people.

Thisnamechanger · 04/09/2018 18:42

Has anyone seen the levels of hierarchy in FM Cosmetics? it's fabulously fucking stupid

www.uk.fmworld.com/download/download/marketing_plan_november_20172_1527597084.pdf

The sign up page is signing your life away.

leasedaudi · 04/09/2018 18:57

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MLMsuperfan · 04/09/2018 19:20

That fmworld document is bizarre. Start at page 15 for a good dose of nonsense.

I still can't work out how the number of orchids in my leg affects my stipulated points.

cozietoesie · 04/09/2018 19:38

The 'Glossary' is a hoot. (I haven't got beyond it yet.)

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