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MLM Botwatch 31 - A thread for people concerned that a friend or family member has disappeared into the world of MLM

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GavinFromTradingStandards · 11/08/2017 18:16

New thread Huns

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cozietoesie · 27/08/2017 00:20

Dear Goodness, BS - that's some imagination you have.

BSintolerant · 27/08/2017 00:24

Cozie I am blessed with a suspicious mind and a hidden camera. It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it. Grin

SSDGM · 27/08/2017 00:33

Well, some of the bots are as devious as the wild cats that make Kopi Luwak. 😜

The bits are white and stay crunchy even after you leave the coffee for a while, they don't dissolve at all. I'll get a pic tomorrow!

cozietoesie · 27/08/2017 00:43

White bits which stay crunchy? You're braver than I am.

BSintolerant · 27/08/2017 01:44

Prince Charles was fond of that sort of coffee wasn't he SSDGM? I hope he isn't reading these threads - he might get ideas above his station. Wink We'd never hear the end of it if a top bot ended up on the honours list, or got the promotion of their life as a member of the Ordure of a the Farter. Grin

What on earth are those solid white bits? Coke? Sherbert? Shake 'n Vac? The latter would get rid of the odour if the alleged coffee has been up a bot's arse.

Has anyone reading these threads got access to a lab so we can find out what is in this coffee? The presence of white bits worries me. Might be paint keyed out of a bot's car by a jealous rival.

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GavinFromTradingStandards · 27/08/2017 07:23

Salon's car is white isn't it...?Grin

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SSDGM · 27/08/2017 07:37

Treated myself to watching Brokebot's latest live. 5 mins in and hes waving around a box of Mitrazapine saying how he's reduced them massively for his "mood swings" and how the new coffee is sorting out his IBS and other complications he has after a car accident. Surely Trading Standards need to see this shite? I'm going to try to stomach the rest of the video with my cup of flavoured gritty mud delicious morning coffee.

SSDGM · 27/08/2017 07:46

.... He's just mentioned Mummabot and is now banging on about "the power of 2" and binary. Uh-oh...

(Btw, one of the side effects of withdrawing from Mirtazapine is hypomania. Just sayin')

SSDGM · 27/08/2017 08:24

BITS

MLM Botwatch 31 - A thread for people concerned that a friend or family member has disappeared into the world of MLM
MLM Botwatch 31 - A thread for people concerned that a friend or family member has disappeared into the world of MLM
MLM Botwatch 31 - A thread for people concerned that a friend or family member has disappeared into the world of MLM
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GavinFromTradingStandards · 27/08/2017 08:38

Gross Shock

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BSintolerant · 27/08/2017 08:48

I don't like the look of that alleged coffee at all.

cozietoesie · 27/08/2017 09:24

SSDGM

Do you have any possibility of you or someone you know accessing lab facilities on this one? I'd really recommend you get that darned stuff tested before drinking it. Those 'white crunchy bits' are very odd indeed.

SSDGM · 27/08/2017 09:38

I honestly don't know anyone off the top of my head. If anyone here does know anyone I will send over sachets. I did only buy 12 but happy to buy more.

SSDGM · 27/08/2017 09:38

I honestly don't know anyone off the top of my head. If anyone here does know anyone I will send over sachets. I did only buy 12 but happy to buy more.

TheRealBarnbot · 27/08/2017 10:36

Its head of international registration for Valentus bots birthday today! Looks like the company brought her a lovely gift..... an EU non compliant website so Valentus France facebook followers can help pay her salary this month! Awww its always nice to be appreciated by the boss ;)

BethanyBarleywater · 27/08/2017 16:38

BrokeFlatbot has deleted me!

Ladiva1971 · 27/08/2017 19:29

Me too I am gutted Shock

cozietoesie · 27/08/2017 19:39

Result. Grin

darceybussell · 27/08/2017 21:45

My lowly Valentus bot has hung on and hung on for weeks but has just now jumped to FM and is selling some kind of dodgy weight loss tablets called nutricode.

Jonsey32 · 27/08/2017 22:46

I'm still friends with him! 😜

TheRealBarnbot · 27/08/2017 23:06

Whos broke bot?? Ahh man I wish i was broke bot..... oh wait, I am 😂😂😂

Jonsey32 · 27/08/2017 23:25

You know.... stoke flat bot......

TheRealBarnbot · 27/08/2017 23:29

jonsey no idea 🙈🙈 im rubbish at being a mumsnetter 😂😂

mishfish · 27/08/2017 23:37

Therealbarnbot

Your FB is GOLD right now 😂😂😂

SSDGM · 28/08/2017 04:09

You know him.... Manhun. Was Valentus now Xerveo. Originally BirkenheadBot but moved to Stoke for love but was soon discarded so now back in Birkenhead. Claiming he is making bank from life insurance referrals. I've even head mammapreneurbot call him "a bit of a tossed".