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MLM Botwatch 31 - A thread for people concerned that a friend or family member has disappeared into the world of MLM

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GavinFromTradingStandards · 11/08/2017 18:16

New thread Huns

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fitgirl26 · 16/08/2017 20:15

NotBot?

GavinFromTradingStandards · 16/08/2017 20:15

Welcome FormerBarnBot (or whatever name you prefer!)

After that live you can call yourself whatever you like (apart from Gavin obvs Grin)

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GriefLeavesItsMark · 16/08/2017 20:23

Can'taffordabarnbot?

lasagnefortea · 16/08/2017 20:25

GriefLeavesItsMark Now, now! :P

Good on ya BFKABB (Bot Formerly Known As Barn Bot) or whatever you'd like to be called.

gingergenius · 16/08/2017 20:29

Ok still bemused! Who is salonbot???

TheRealBarnbot · 16/08/2017 20:34

There was a lot of things I couldn't say as I wouldn't be able to prove it, but believe me its far worse than what I spoke about today. I am hoping to get some evidence and when I do its Live time again, thats if I am not in court by then haha!

TheRealBarnbot · 16/08/2017 20:35

You're right I can't, sacrifices when you walk away from MLM. Cant have it all hey

TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 16/08/2017 20:37

I bet your far happier now living your life without the barn and all extra stress that comes with MLM!?

ArbunneHun · 16/08/2017 20:38

May I add my admiration, @TheRealBarnbot ?

I'd like to buy you a drink, ex-hun xxxxx

TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 16/08/2017 20:42

You just know Mrssalon is going to do a proper emotional live in a week or so explaining how she's been bullied and she was also fooled whilst 'crying like a baby'.

TheRealBarnbot · 16/08/2017 20:44

You're the 3rd person today to offer me an alcoholic beverage..... Hmm maybe I should start a team! ;)

fitgirl26 · 16/08/2017 20:50

Skinny Vodka? Might even persuade me to start flogging it on Facebook!

Hadafuckfull · 16/08/2017 20:52

My bot seems to have distanced herself from the MLM schemes but is now selling everything they own to travel the world (and blog about it in the process) Just hope it's not because they've got nothing left to stay for because it was all built on sand.

DoratheExplorer17 · 16/08/2017 21:19

Yes, massive respect barnbot I have friends in Valentus who I need to help see the light. I think you would be too modest to give yourself the name you deserve, but something along the lines of.......

AtilaTheHun would be appropriate!!!! You certainly didn't hold back 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

DoratheExplorer17 · 16/08/2017 21:24

On another note. I've just seen another outright lie from a bot (shock)

Before and after pics of them losing a serious amount of weight and asking people to get in touch to see how. Insinuating that they have done it using their Isagenix products. I happen to know that they lost all that weight a long time before they started using those. Why do they need to lie if their products do what they are claiming???

fitgirl26 · 16/08/2017 22:10

One of Salonbots acolytes has starting throwing around allegations of bullying.....

SSDGM · 16/08/2017 23:32

Brokebot's recent live is the biggest load of shit I've seen since his last one. He's making claims it helps Type 2 diabetes but then saying "I'm not making claims!" Afterwards. What an absolute ballbag.

msgyouhuns · 16/08/2017 23:45

Yep - the 'this coffee has errr anti-everything!' was the best part! So much research he's done though gonna help so many peoplz

lasagnefortea · 17/08/2017 00:08

SSDGM, msgyouhuns
These are two little gems from BrokeBot's Live about the instant powdered coffee shite he's peddling:

His big description of the taste of it:
"It's hot. Nice."

His thoughts on why there are two different coffees and why you should take BOTH of them daily:
"It's a supplement to supplement your supplement"

Ladiva1971 · 17/08/2017 00:19

Dying to watch these!! I will be home in about 10 mins !!! EEK EXCITED MUCHLY!!

Ladiva1971 · 17/08/2017 00:44

What the hell was that???? Siberian Ginseng? Ginseng on steroids?????? OMFG................ What was the ingredient from yesterday???? Oh yeah Garcinea Cambodia.. Sorry for typos my head hurts.............

miffytherabbit1974 · 17/08/2017 02:16

Hmmm. I just watched Barn-bot's video too, and like most of you I'm surprised to find that I'm impressed by her incisiveness and her determination to be straight up. Wild horses couldn't get me near a MLM company, for a multitude of reasons, but the reputation of a lot of these companies would certainly not be harmed if they had more people in them like Barn-bot.

fitgirl26 · 17/08/2017 07:03

Oh dear FlatBot. "Burning fat and replacing it with muscle"? I know you then corrected it but the fact that those words actually came out of your mouth shows you don't have a clue about biology. And no mention that Siberian Ginseng shouldn't be taken by anyone suffering from autoimmune diseases like Crohns. I would be interested to see what actual amounts of these magic ingredients are in the coffee - I strongly suspect that like Lean Java Bean they are far too low to make a blind bit of difference. You'd be better off buying 60 tablets of Siberian Ginseng for £8.95.

GoldenKelpie · 17/08/2017 09:08

Oh dear, just watched Brokebot's latest video Shock. I think it must be one of his worst yet (and that's saying something). Seriously, Trading Standards are currently all over Valentus but they need to see the type of shit he's claiming too Hmm.

Does anyone here know what or who he is referring to in yesterday's post, quote "Noticed my following dropped by 10 yesterday and people are being messaged by a group of 5 individuals about me with a whole array of warped and twisted crap if i ever heard it".

I can't believe it's anyone here, but I am certain that he is probably pissing a lot of other people off in real life with his daft medical claims and comments.

lasagnefortea · 17/08/2017 09:31

GoldenKelpie If I heard the first Live correctly, BrokeBot said you can lose 7 pounds in the first week, along with the Garcinia Cambodia gem (I hear the weather is nice there at this time of the year). I love that he does a coffee tasting while he's got a pint of lager stashed away behind him.

On a more worrying note, someone in the comments is asking if the coffee will help with their fibromyalgia. I noticed someone also asked him that in the second Live. I think he has yet to give an answer but it's extremely worrying if people with serious medical conditions think that some powdered repackaged Costco coffee is going to improve their health. Hopefully it's just one of his Bots posting in an attempt to suck people in to buying the coffee, not actually someone with a legitimate medical condition that will be duped into buying it due to his dodgy claims.