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MLM Botwatch 30 : A new thread (the 30th!) for people who are worried about relatives or friends who have turned into 'bots' by joining an MLM

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Spongebobette · 02/07/2017 22:47

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Ladiva1971 · 07/08/2017 16:38

OMG Cakietea you made me spit my -wine- Skinny mushroom infused coffee out!!

MrsGotobed · 07/08/2017 17:29

Model bot and her run-in with Trading Standards have reached the Daily Mail.

Interesting comment underneath the article :

"Why has my comment about Valentus been removed? I hope the Daily Mail isn't being told what to do by this scamming pyramid scheme?"

Didn't someone on this thread say something about Valentus legal team jumping on negative comments in the media quickly?

Moose23IsHungry · 07/08/2017 19:04

Apparently the new coffee that Stokeflatbot is flogging is called "Xervio".

acatcalledjohn · 07/08/2017 19:23

The top two are the only pros mentioned. The cons are, well, worrying.

MLM Botwatch 30 : A new thread (the 30th!) for people who are worried about relatives or friends who have turned into 'bots' by joining an MLM
GavinFromTradingStandards · 07/08/2017 20:18

Shiny new username Grin

Was Supersoaryflappypigeon but I feel like Gavin deserves some kudos today Grin

Annie65 · 07/08/2017 20:44

Omg going on my holibobs tomorrow and I never go on tinternet while away. I totally detox. God knows what will happen in a weeks time. It will take me weeks to catch up. Wink

SSDGM · 07/08/2017 20:47

All quiet from Salon Bot!
My god the butthurt must be massive with all the reporting they have done. Broke Flat Twat is actually beyond parody now. It's deeply, deeply pathetic. I would pity him if I didn't think he was such a cunt.

GavinFromTradingStandards · 07/08/2017 20:54

SSDGM I keep jumping between anger that it's looking like she's ditched her loyal stupid teamies and deep joy that the silence so far on her part could signify the end of Valentus,

TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 07/08/2017 21:43

Birkenheadbot getting a rollicking off Vitae Global founder - Louis Volpe has my bloody evening 😂

TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 07/08/2017 21:43

Oh and HI Gavin #allhailgavin 🙌

GavinFromTradingStandards · 07/08/2017 22:01

Hey flappy-I'm sorry I had to leave your team but my heart belongs to Gavin now Grin

Cakietea · 07/08/2017 22:05

The your when it should be you're on all of their posts, even highstreethoneybot boils my piss!!!

I am surprised that such big time business people can't even use the Queen's English properly! Angry

GavinFromTradingStandards · 07/08/2017 22:07

Who is highstreethoney?! I don't know that one Blush

fitgirl26 · 07/08/2017 22:12

Is there any chance of the anti-MLM gods sending Te Divina and Lean Java Bean down the same route as Valentus? Or are they all licensed and proper like?

SSDGM · 07/08/2017 22:14

From what I can see they are registered, but we live in hope that once Valentus is gone and Trading Standards know how to block the legal loophole they operate in, they will all disappear.

Cakietea · 07/08/2017 22:25

Highstreethoneybot is the one who had the trading standards around .... she features highly in FHM high street honeys list, sorry I think she is tradingstandardsbot now....Smile

GavinFromTradingStandards · 07/08/2017 22:36

Ah I see-thank you

Sean1984 · 07/08/2017 23:39

I've just looked at that woman who gave the lotion to the homeless woman,how absloute cringeworthy, and takes a selfie with the homeless woman with the lotion held up then. Like how could anyone do that! Honest to god ,these people act more like 13 years olds then adults.(and thats an insult to 13 yr olds!!)

HistoriaTrixie · 08/08/2017 03:14

Well well, good old BrokeStokeFlatBot has made himself another FB page just a few hours ago. Same profile pic, not much else on it but hashtags #MGRevolution and #DB121.

HistoriaTrixie · 08/08/2017 03:16

Hmm, a peek in the comments on the top post on his regular FB page reveals he's been landed in FACEBOOK JAIL. I guess the Louis Volpe fella or his flying monkeys mashed the report button!

SSDGM · 08/08/2017 03:22

Yes, the reporting has clearly been en masse. wonder how long he's blocked for?

fitgirl26 · 08/08/2017 07:30

I see FlatBot's ex-con gang member Valentus "mentor" was in the UK a couple of days ago and is coming back. Wonder if he'll pay him a little visit?

GavinFromTradingStandards · 08/08/2017 08:35

fitgirl is he the one who looks like a cartoon "bad guy"?

fitgirl26 · 08/08/2017 08:38

Yup - surname rhymes with "laser". Did time for drug trafficking in Canada. He's a little bit bigger than Flatbot...

CurlsandCurves · 08/08/2017 12:32

Just been thinking while browsing the supermarket aisles. This whole Valentus thing could not have come at a better time for Salonbot.

If she did get married this weekend, then a couple of weeks for the honeymoon. Dust has settled, she comes back.

So, deep breath, holding back tears emotional face me and new hubby have taken the time out on our honeymoon to think about where we are heading in the future, blah blah blah. So now everyone, here's our new venture, Anyoldshite-eeeek!!! We are sooo excited and so blessed to be able to share this with you, and we know if you come on board with us, you'll absolutely smash it, Huns!!!