MLM Botwatch 30 : A new thread (the 30th!) for people who are worried about relatives or friends who have turned into 'bots' by joining an MLM

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New Fred

Ladiva congrats! I hope you have a lovely day

(I am a Candy Crush addict too, but I could give up any time if I wanted to. Honestly.)

Thx sponge I am currently googling CCA but no luck so far....... I might have to start selling coffee to take my mind off it.

Congratulations Ladiva!

Of course none of us will be able to attend due to various (serious) unforeseen circumstances like running out of milk so unable to have our morning cuppa, smudging our eyeliner, the kitchen bin needing to be emptied or the cat sneezing.

Ladiva - congratulations! If you want to get out of going to your own wedding there are ways and means involving hair paraphernalia.

The cat sneezing is a more credible excuse. My camel did that once. I had to get the window cleaner out.

Been pm'd stokebot and had a most enjoyable day chuckling through his shit. Please could I have salonbot now, cheers

In other news, my JP (been living the dream for 2 years and still working full time, although this is not mentioned) has done a live and actually is bigger than ever before. I kid you not. Personal trainers involved, the lot. Not a good advert.

They're not very good adverts are they? To persuade people to part with money you've got to sell the sizzle, not the steak. Certain bots don't have much steak to sell, while others have garages full of it.

garages of it.

You should see the teeth of my Nuskin bot. Flogging whitener and doing lives with her own tombstones.

Too funny BS I couldn't believe that post when I read it and the other thread that followed on here. Not to worry Mrs I understand that these things happen. I shall have a glass of for you all.

Oh my when you mention tarot cards, is that actually angel cards? I see that one bot has changed her place of work to "angel card reader" - and has a new angel card reading page (£80 to have her "safe smudge" your home, lots cheaper for an online "card reading" though).

She is still doing the forever thing though. I guess it's hard to stop once you start..

I have no idea what an "angel card reading" involves thankfully.

Back to my Gin MLM. I'm thinking of stocking Gin hair care and beauty products: "Lovely lovely Gin" with the tag line "all the goodness of the distillery".

Been buying up juniper berry futures.

I'm in Twunk, where do I sign??

I've got an idea for your gin product range Twunk ... a gin infused bubble bath called "Old Soak" with the tagline "Smell like an old lush"

Congrats @Ladiva1971! 

@MrsGotobed
Old Soak bubble bath - you are a fucking GENIUS.

Ginspirational memes is also genius @acatcalledjohn

Be one of the others

If noflatbot is doing so well in selling coffee, why is he now flogging life insurance!? 😑

Haven't checked out the threads for a while but ghd-gate has had me howling. Was away in deepest Wales sans WiFi when it all kicked off, but I did see the original fb post ( not a troll fb linked and posts pop up on my feed) and did consider the post extremely shallow. Having had to deal with cyber bullying (DS) for real she really has no idea how to conduct herself online and as for becoming a school mentor I will be first outside the headmaster's door to object if she ever sets foot across DS's school threshold.

Mrsgotobed and acatcalledgin you are marketing giniouses! Unless the correct plural is ginii, which is very close to djinni which pop up during Angel card readings, because djinni are curiously attracted to the dark arts such as fortune telling, finding a parking space in London, and MLM. And no, you can't use aloe vera juice to exorcise them. They'd only projectile vomit the stuff out again.

Twunk How about a range of gin enemas which rush in and reach the parts where angels fear to tread? Imagine the treatment room decorated with frescos in the style of Hogarth's Gin Lane - but they could be called Gin Passage instead.

Brainstorming some tag lines for gin enemas (or Gin-Es, as they could be called).

Stools rush in where Gin-Es fear to tread.

Release your inner Gin-E!

If you were to advertise it on TV or radio, the music could be, "I dream of Gin-E with the shite brown hair." or, "Burning ring of fire" Gin is a burning thing, and it makes a fiery ring ...

cozie Do you answer DMs on the subject of gin enemas?

It just seems like a terrible waste of gin!

Gordon would be appalled! Do you remember last year's Apprentice task where the teams had to create their own brand of gin? One of them was called Colony Gin. If they lost the letter "y" ....

So noflatnojoblookslikehewouldsendyoudickpics bot is making £1-3k on the side with no selling, products or recruiting now? (However, I would say "referrals" could be considered a form of recruiting)

No, love. You're not. And if you are it's probably illegal.

So I presume now that he's getting £1-3K on the side he's got himself a nice place to rent and a car to replace the uninsured, untaxed MOT failure?

Although, (without even looking at his fb) something tells me he hasn't.....

I hope he's not drinking Twunk's gin - you don't know where it's been!