MLM Botwatch 30 : A new thread (the 30th!) for people who are worried about relatives or friends who have turned into 'bots' by joining an MLM

[Spongebobette]

New Fred

I'm bringing the spaniel - he LOVES lard.

Is anyone prepared to do enemas? All that coffee shouldn't go to waste.

Ponging pussies are bad news.

Have you all been drinking???

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No Sponge - IS doesn't like that sort of thing!

Thrusting thrushes are also inconvenient, especially if you're desperate to become a twerking tit.

(I usually use two metal balls for such purposes but it was too hot to freeze them off that brass monkey yesterday)

High on aloe Sponge

Have you ever tried snorting it? Good shit man.

twunk what a good idea! I hope Salonbot doesn't beat you to it by offering such treatments in her tanning salon. She could recycle the coffee colonic juice and use it to spray tan her clients.

Or she could turn it into something resembling Moroccan black and stick it in her colonic pipe and smoke it ....

Just to remind people that I don't respond to PMs on this topic. Nothing personal of course.

Cozie, have you always had the policy of not responding to messages about perverted uses of pigeons?

cozie Yes, just how many messages about alternative pigeon uses do you get?

Lordy.

Just on this topic? Would you respond if we asked you about your favourite succulent? Mine's aloe Vera.

I'm roaring at Cozie getting dm's about pigeon enemas

Just out of interest cozie - why no PMs on this issue specifically?

It's not against any religion
To want to debauch a poor pigeon!
TV bots are online
Having drank too much wine
While they feather their nether things with lard.
And maybe they'll Yazoo a spaniel or two as they feather their nether things with lard.
When we hear them coming, the pussies don't linger long
(Unlike the aroma - good grief! What a nasty pong)
Are your straighteners on fire? Do you burn with desire?
When you're feathering your burning ring with lard?

BS have I ever declared my love for you?

Cos you is my hero!

Cozie Is it a case that you can't respond to messages relating to pigeon debauchery because your box is full?

We might have just the thing ....

I'm just trying to think how one would market "second-hand coffee enema tans"

I think we are onto a winner!

twunk I want to throw your stinky spaniel in my works. 😍

Get a room you two!

Spaniel of craziness

Stinkiness too

Twunk Second hand coffee enema (gloves are optional) spray tans would go down a treat with Timeless Vie.

We could down the environmental route - God knows you'd clear your immediate environment if you sprayed yourself with that!

The government might invest in it. They could use folk with recycled coffee enema tans to disperse large crowds. It could even be effective in the fart fight against terrorism.