MLM Bot Watch 28 - The Yazoo iis past iits use by date, but we have a massive #lardon: Tragiicomic cultiic wampum floggiing scamalangadiingdongs liike Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Jui

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Lets keep monitoring these pesky MLMs, shining a light on their nefarious activities, and supporting bots who realise the truth and need support.

I've got a youneeek bot, she's the wife of a former colleague.

My colleague left his job for one that paid a lot more, and as a result they have bought a new car and have been able to go on a nice holiday. Good for him.

Needless to say she is claiming this is all down to her youneeek business, before she started up they could never afford new clothes or to go anywhere on holiday. They were practically in poverty and could barely even afford to eat! She's not even very high up. What a fibber!

Oh my friend of a friend Younique bot looks AWFUL plastered in that makeup! She posts nearly every day, pouting into the camera, with a very old fashioned 'made up' look,
I don't know anyone who aspires to look like that

Interestingly my yoooouniqe bot, who appeared to be doing amazingly has quit and started isagenix?? Anyone know anything about this company?

I've had the usual message asking if I'd be interested in an amazing new health and wellness company that is coming to the uk!!! Politely declined but just wondered why she would quit younique if she was doing so well??

a) she wasn't really doing well at all
b) a new shiny MLM came along promising the earth

Sigh

Botwatchblog have just set out a 'starter piece' on that firm, Dora. You might find it interesting and useful - and I'm sure Botwatch would welcome any additional thoughts or contributions.

Ah, I just discovered I did have a Youneeek bot on my fb all along. But I don't follow her so I missed it. That and she only lasted August to January.

Business must've been booming then.

My NuSkin bot is still going strong though. Nearly a year at it now and has made it to "Lapis" level (whatever that is). She has been selling stuff off at cost price sometimes though, so I do wonder if her success claims are all that.

She's very good at talking the talk though. She'll never let on if things aren't working out.

Arbunne - Stokeflatbot appears to be desperately raffling everything he owns to pay his rent!

Eeeeeeek! Desperate times @Fitgirl, desperate times.

Meanwhile his erstwhile paramour is launching #Coffee2 which is so clinically proven it's only a matter of time before it's available on the NHS!

Yes, #SkinnyCoffeePartDeux is going to solve the obesity crisis. You heard it here first huns.

I attempted to read her post about it but had to go and lie down after suffering an acute attack of emoji overload.

'emoji overload' is dreadful - almost as bad as 'exclamation mark overload'. We'll try hard to recognise your problem and limit ourselves here.

Stoke Flat Bots new products and this is what's in it apparently!!!!

'Only 34 of the worlds most health beneficial superfoods brought in from the best sources in the world!! And has the healing powers of some amazing mushrooms and herbs that can help ease and prevent even the worse Diseases and illnesses ❤
Mother Of All 😉 heres what is in it 👇👇xx'

Surely not compliant???

Isn't MOA Ariiiiiiiix? I thought he wasn't doing Ariiiiiiiiiix anymore?

His ex 'bird' seems to be flogging a lot of stuff off on a new page she's set up.

Ooh - a public page? How's e-dinar going these days Sponge?

He's just building it 'part time'

So leaving his job for NM was a mistake but he's still going to do NM on the side? Surely that's tantamount to admitting it doesn't replace a j.o.b. in terms of earnings? He's not really the sharpest tool in the box is he?

It's all gone a bit quiet in Edinar Land fitgirl

Funny that Sponge. I can't find a Bot who is openly promoting it at the moment.

Looks like another one has risen from the ashes of LTW
www.eveda.co.uk

Eveda sounds just as convincing as all the rest

'At Eveda, our soul motto is to make sure that each and every person getting in contact with us gets health benefits.'

Soul. Ha.

The website reads like it's been created using google translate!

Read the testimonial ha haaaa

How very odd. The one testimonial is from the ex LTW Bot who is promoting this on his page...

domestic lapis is almost an anagram of "piss all." Says it all really!

I can't find the testimonial now! Has the site changed?