MLM Bot Watch 23 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

[ForeverYazoonique]

Still going strong here at bot watch HQ on MN!

Previous thread here

Botwatch on Wordpress and on Facebook

Timeless Vie on Wordpress and on Facebook

Eyespeying's Blog aka #manhun, even if he's been banned by MNHQ

Hommetepreneur on Facebook

NEW Link to the Daily Mail article of 20 May 2016 regarding an ex-bot's treatment at the hands of her 'spline' at Forever Living UK

NEW Link to NastashaBarnbotShingles' refutation of the above.

We have our own regularly returning bots to tell us how bullying and hateful we are.

Glossary:

Bots: our affectionate name for victims of the MLM racket

MLM: Multi-level Marketing schemes - essentially pyramid schemes that are just legal because you sell a product. Reliant upon constant recruitment despite there not being enough people in the world to go beyond about 12 levels if everyone recruited 6.

Downline/Upline: the people you recruited and those who recruited you (going up and down the pyramid inverted funnel)

Timeless Vie: Parody of MLM schemes (though you might spot one in particular) that also carries out fearless investigative work

Hommetrepreneur: also excellent parody site focussing on the menz

BotWatch: Rather more serious, keeps an eye on what the Bots are claiming next, particularly in reference to health and income claims. Also fearless.

Inverted Funnel: Timeless Vie is NOT a pyramid - it's an inverted Funnel, OK?

Eyes: Our former member Eyespying who knows LOTS about MLM schemes. He's still our very own #manhun.

Twunk (AKA ForeverYazoonique) has a bottle of Banana Yazoo in her fridge. She's still too afraid to drink it. Yahoo is important as seems to be the primary retail product for Life Tree World.

Yes cozie, it's actually sad to read.

There's a very interesting and thoughtful new (today, I think) Timeless Vie piece/interview about NLP/mindset training. It references back to this Timeless Vie reference which you might find interesting. (The links are already there.)

And Yes. It can surely be sad indeed.

Have you responded - or has anyone responded - to her post, romoca?

Sorry. I meant 'responded in some way other than to tell her where she's 'at fault''. (I saw that she'd had some of the standard messages.)

No , no other comments on that post.... She had actually put another post on about social media... I actually did ask how she is feeling about things....she didn't seem happy personal stuff...

not what they had in mind for an advertisement #cantunseeit #bossbabe

Twat what the actual fuck?!

Is that a legitimate ad?

betty thats a bots ad! it was shared on twitter!

Haha that ad with the massive ding dong!

Lol :)

And so it compounds, romoca.

Is/was she a close acquaintance of yours?

No cozie, I don't know her al all bit her orginal post made me feel sad for her..... So guess I just wanted to reach out.

Haha twat that's funny as!!! X

Haha if you use this Aloe you will grow a rather strange looking cock with a questionable rash.

Twat LMAO at that picture.

I'm at work sneakily catching up on this thread - you've never seen anyone shut down a window so fast!! I went back and had a look afterwards to work out WTF it was!!

Omg at that picture!
So thats how they're selling it!

I can see a new line of Aloe products coming out soon [green]

Lovely thread on FL I've just posted on. (As has acatcalledjohn) which shows that we are having an effect.

I LOVE the giant penis ad. I hope this doesn't inspire FL...

Well I've had no ill-effects from the Yazoo. Well not quite true - I did have a dodgy tummy the next day but that may have been the wine.

Well I don't know, Forever? It could take some while to activate.

Watch out for a massive PENIS growing out of your ear Forever

Has anyone else noticed that facebook has been pretty quiet for FL bots posts over the weekend? There doesn't seem to have been the usual level of posting over the last few days, no idea why but i have noticed quite a few seem to have gone quiet.

Oh there's been a lot of activity on FB this last weekend bestegg, just not of the selling type. The top bot bitches have had their claws out

Bestegg you may well be right. There's also a lot of bitching, libelling and threatening going on behind the scenes. It's all fun and friendship being an FL bot