MLM Bot Watch 23 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

[ForeverYazoonique]

Still going strong here at bot watch HQ on MN!

Previous thread here

Botwatch on Wordpress and on Facebook

Timeless Vie on Wordpress and on Facebook

Eyespeying's Blog aka #manhun, even if he's been banned by MNHQ

Hommetepreneur on Facebook

NEW Link to the Daily Mail article of 20 May 2016 regarding an ex-bot's treatment at the hands of her 'spline' at Forever Living UK

NEW Link to NastashaBarnbotShingles' refutation of the above.

We have our own regularly returning bots to tell us how bullying and hateful we are.

Glossary:

Bots: our affectionate name for victims of the MLM racket

MLM: Multi-level Marketing schemes - essentially pyramid schemes that are just legal because you sell a product. Reliant upon constant recruitment despite there not being enough people in the world to go beyond about 12 levels if everyone recruited 6.

Downline/Upline: the people you recruited and those who recruited you (going up and down the pyramid inverted funnel)

Timeless Vie: Parody of MLM schemes (though you might spot one in particular) that also carries out fearless investigative work

Hommetrepreneur: also excellent parody site focussing on the menz

BotWatch: Rather more serious, keeps an eye on what the Bots are claiming next, particularly in reference to health and income claims. Also fearless.

Inverted Funnel: Timeless Vie is NOT a pyramid - it's an inverted Funnel, OK?

Eyes: Our former member Eyespying who knows LOTS about MLM schemes. He's still our very own #manhun.

Twunk (AKA ForeverYazoonique) has a bottle of Banana Yazoo in her fridge. She's still too afraid to drink it. Yahoo is important as seems to be the primary retail product for Life Tree World.

spongebobette it's yooneek's monthly offer to entice more purchases or for bots to buy to have the products on hand, to sell on full price to unsuspecting customers, thus making more profit

Imagine the "required dose" for a horse (note - as far as I am aware horses don't need supplementing with aloe). It's probably like a quarter of a bottle and there's your answer.

Depending on the horse's medical condition the dose is from as little as 60ml right up to 250ml daily - a 1 litre bottle of the stuff is £21.62

So Yazoo you're bang on!! X

Whoop whoop!

Hesa and Eau have a look upthread at a couple of posts I made on the "horses ingesting aloe" subject, with links. The first one is Fri 27-May-16 11:51:24.

stopfaffing - you'll be pleased to know that I can access the article

Hahahahaha oh my god you won't believe it maybe you will but yeah

Wow, does David give himself credit for writing it? He certainly seems to imply it .

www.lifetreeworldreviews.co.uk/

Looks like a recent pro-LTW website has sprung up...

Let's put it this way stopfaffing - exactly the same article, exactly the same layout and content, except Pete's name and pic has been swapped for one of David and his name!

O.M.G! [gobsmacked emoticon]

Can you screenshot please.

Lufetreeworldreviews: cringe fest! Dreadful stock photos of grinning families

Do you have a link to the article?

Of course... (First time attaching pics so hope I do this right!)
This is the vet magazine article you found stopfaffing

And this is on the link that is password protected! Enjoy x

This has made me laugh a lot!
You at least have to say you fit into the SAME pair of jeans to be convincing don't you!

Where did those articles appear? Is the first the original, proper article? Where is the second one to be found? What's going on? This needs to be exposed...

www.veterinary-practice.com/issues/2015/09/vp_09_2015.pdf

Above is the online version of the September 2015 Veterinary Practice magazine mentioned by David Urch in this FL webpage.

Look at page 40 of the magazine for the original article, and you will see that the name of the author is not David Urch but Pete Wedderburn.

Eau has access to the article mentioned on the FL webpage and has screenshotted it above.

What stopfaffing said :)
I accessed the article and the exact same page of the magazine appears, only crediting David instead of Pete.
In the words of a true bot, I've PM'd you Hun ;) (aka sent the uncropped screen shots to botwatch FB anyway ha!) x

Thanks hun

Thanks hun and hun! Mwah!

Awwww #HunLove #Blessed #Teamies #Parslaii4Lyf

I've put those pictures up m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=989541024496915&id=894726580645027

#exposethelies #gobotwatchers

Has anyone contacted the magazine to tell them about this?

eaudep Forever Fibbing really is the gift that keeps on giving.