Can't Stop Won't Stop - MLM Botwatch (11) Now Featuring MLMers who don't answer questions, jokes, posts by eyes, questions about Forever Living, Ariix, Itworks, Younique etc as scambralamas978

[Melaw21]

continued discussion of mlms!

I think a PP - perhaps Cubic - touched on this earlier in the thread, including an explanation of likely 'sourcing and usage methods' from her experience.

motorhead of course. She is so emotional right now. Her company is continuing to grow into an international empire. What's not to like?

Anyone that dared to comment on those figures not quite adding up to the dream would be shifted out pronto on account of them being haters.

Haven't read all of the last thread yet but has anyone heard of Natural Elements? Its popped up on my newsfeed on Facebook and their website is , erm... Interesting> they've proved thgst sun lotion gives you cancer because they put some in a fish tank and the fish died.

[http://naturalelementsskincare.com]]

I have a close relative who's a very sharp forensic accountant. I daren't let him near these threads or this topic. I think he'd have a coronary.

PS - as someone mentioned figures.

Queen bees and worker bees, Cita. 'twas ever thus.

"OH MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS HUN, so happy that you got your dimonique promotion xxxx"

and you know that the person being congratulated isn't even in the team, and the person congratulating them doesn't even know them.

This ^^ I began to notice a few months ago FL bot I know to say hello to (who has now dragged in friend bot) was posting this kind of crap congratulating her friend... who wasn't even a fb friend so it was clearly a load of bull.

Anya, not heard of them and I don't think they look like an MLM just based on a quick read of the website, but I did very much enjoy these wise words on sunscreen. Since sun protection is so dangerous they recommend getting burnt instead, because the top layers of burnt skin will peel off and it won't cause any lasting damage. The MLMs should be taking some sales tips off these guys!

What's that old quote? Something about 'Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters'.

I guess they're 'careless'.

cozie please let him in. I've produced some basic calculated hourly rates based on the pathetic info the bots would provide on the previous thread, I would love someone qualified to really break it down irrefutably.

darcey that is horrendous.

I don't think it's possible, sadly, LMG. I have to think of his family's future and he would either have died of a coronary or been unable to cease with the uncontrollable laughter. (So no use to man nor beast.)

Oh gosh cozie please invite him, this mumsnet thread has got a huge range of people with relevant backgrounds involved already, which I think is part of what has got FL so rattled! The more scrutiny the better.

"No use to man nor beast" - I think you've found the only legitimate advertising slogan for Forever Living cozie

Thanks throwing you just set me off on another coughing fit!

I am cozie! I have 2 FL bot friends, who are much more distant than they used to be, as I've rejected their advances.

Everytime I get a cold, if/when my toddler has a virus, when I cut my head accidentally... Any little thing mentioned on Facebook, they're straight in there with "oh you must eat, drink, smear our overpriced aloe/bee products to sort that out!"

They constantly claim their shite will cure all sorts of stuff.

Drives me bonkers.

when I cut my head accidentally

Not strictly relevant but how frequently does that happen?

I'm not too sure either but the Facebook page had loads of pm me hun's I'd you want to lose weight type meme and also spoke of the 'excellent training'

There is also a email address if you want to become a trader

Hello! Just caught up - wow!

I have a new mlm to chuck into the mix...

Wait for it....

Glitter Sand Art Pictures for kids of diggers and fairies and shot.

sales.kidsbeehappy.com/

Is it wrong that I think that sand art looks fun?

Do you think the aloe bots look down on the mascara bots who look down on the shit rip off Frozen sand art bots?

Fastday when you do everything in a rush and bend down too quickly, head butting the window sill in the process!

Giri well obviously. Stupid window sills!