How about organising an MLM Memorial Concert to raise funds to build a giant pyramid in memory of those lost to MLM schemes?
I've managed to persuade 10CC, St Vera’s School Choir, and 7 members of the Mindset Wind Trio to take part. (Don’t worry about the numbers: they’ll never add up.)
So far we’ve got:
I did it Amway [because God told me to!] F. Sinatra; arranged by Van Andel and deVos
A policeman’s lot is not a happy one [so I’ll threaten people with my truncheon until they sign up to my amazing business opportunity] Gilbert & Sullivan; arr. EC and CS
Smoke gets in my eyes [unless I use this amazing mascara. Wait, where I did I put that mirror – I can’t see through all this smoke.] Bryan Ferry, arr. by R Bonne
Monkey Business [It’s a monkey-see monkey-do business!] Skid Row, from their album Slave to the Grind, arr. AL
Diamonds are forever [until you realise it’s all a con] J Barry, arr by the Scambots
We all live in a yellow submarine [made out of recycled aloe juice containers] The Beetles, arr. by The Lurking Lawyers Skiffle Group
Fly like an eagle [but don’t shit on the bots’ cars because they’re white already and that would be a waste of perfectly good aloe] Jimmy Cliff arr. by the Car Plan Orchestra
A medley from Les Miserables, including:
I dreamed a dream [of a six figure salary]
Castle on a cloud [which isn’t really mine. I’m just renting it so everyone will think I’m the police dog’s bollocks.]
Look Down [on all those negative haters who will never be as rich as we'd like them to think we are.]
On my own [because I’ve got no real friends left since I joined this amazing opportunity]
Drink with me [as long as it’s not juice from you-know-where.]
Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men? [It is the music of the ex-bots who will not be fooled again.]
How's it looking so far? 