MLM-Bot Watch SIX - Juice+, Forever Living, Younique, Arbonne, newbie ARIIX, and our own Parslai-powered Timeless Vie

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Here it is!

Thread 5

Crazy

Welcome, and congratulations for seeing through the BS. You're in the right place here.

The trolls must be very stupid if they think that their vile abuse can't be traced straight back to them via their IP addresses. Every keystroke, password and fake FB profile leaves a virtual fingerprint which could make it easy for the police to find out who they are and pay them a visit should you chose to report them. I'm sure FL's head office would be delighted by the publicity if the trolls ended up in court and there was a journalist or two present.

crazy I'd totes be into that if my hair wasn't dark.

which super bot referred to working for west mercia police?

damn you, dark hair! damn you for taking away my dream of being a shill! wails

worcestor CS did.

she mentioned it in her "i'm a real person, really, not a shill" post

"no really I'm a real person, i'm just as dumpy and average looking as all of you, only better"

"DId I mention I"m sooooooooooooooo riiiich??? and blonde??"

thanks last……………..she wasn't an officer you know………….she worked in the call centre……….was that mentioned ???

no, that was not mentioned. VERY INTERESTING.

Really worcester - yet another example of how they skirt around the truth..... I was wondering how she got into the police with just 6 GCSEs so it does make more sense!

(Oh no sorry, scrap that, it's EC who has 6 GCSEs)

In getting muddled up on my ex police bots now, wasn't castle bot a copper?

Yes think she was as well, or at least she refers to having worked in "the police" which clearly isn't quite the same thing.....

#parslai rocks

Amazing business cards last!!

Castlebot was in greater Manchester Police as was her husband. CS was west mercia police.

itching to know who the million £ mortgage bot is!

CS was also a childminder (or at least that's what she put in her Woman of the Year biog)

I've finished Go Pro, the book didn't take me long. I'm astounded that the bots think it's amazing. How they bully people for not reading these books. Well there were no amazing secrets. Here's another snippet. Oh how they love to slander us on the outside. We're ignorant, we're not educated, we're stupid. This is how missionary Christians viewed the natives isn't it?
The TLDR of this book is:
Attempt to trick everyone you know into your scam by using weasle words. If they say no, keep trying (10 times will do it).
Then look at their friends and do the same. Then look at total strangers and do the same.
Go to every event and read every book. If you can't afford it, well you're making excuses and you're a bad person. So find a way.
The people you've tricked into the scam, encourage them to do the same.
Everyone on the outside is stupid, you are amazing. But if you don't follow this plan you are a loser.
Yachts, big house, cars, millions of dollars.
The End.

OK I'm new here so forgive me the daft questions. Despite reading this and the previous thread I am still struggling to get my head around how these people get sucked in these things, are they stupid or is it just greed?

How can anyone seriously believe they are going to earn a 6 figure income doing 10 hours a week work flogging over priced cosmetics and nutritional products? Surely anyone with common sense can see you can never sell enough aloe gloop door to door to make anything more than pin money (if you are lucky).

If your friends/neighbours/acquaintances wanted this crap they could order it online and have it delivered next day for 1/4 of the price. And then when you break down the business model it is wrapped up in so much BS like "CCs" instead of cold hard ££££.

I've never run my own business but it would seem pretty obvious to me that if you are running a successful business you would be able to answer this very simple question that none of these 'bots' respond do: How much NET profit are you earning?

Welcome long.

It is difficult to grasp isn't it? There are a lot of vulnerable people out there, though, and they wear them down.

Long, that's the culty aspect. They hold up certain shills who live in (rented) castles to make the dream seem real. Have a look on YouTube at their propaganda and training sessions. It's grimly fascinating.

Parsley garland and sugar bombs to Sminky for reading the shill books for us.

(Long, read 'Merchants of Deception')

(I thought that CS was a childminder; LP was police, and EC)

I thought that CS was a childminder; LP was police, and EC

i get confused too - they become a homogenised lump of eyebrow, cheeks, and shiny hair....