Are there attainment targets my children need to reach before I will be permitted to join this outing?
Seriously. We won't meet them.
So many questions...
Will we be judged?
Will Squonk look like a squonk?
Will bellavita expect me to speak foreign languages?
Will Trace2 expect me to have seen Trace1?
Will justaboutconscious need a special mattress?
Will Kayz expect text speak?
Will mistlethrush still be contagious?
Will madmuggle be surrounded by men in white coats?
Will pampam be an exotic fruit that I've almost heard about, or a wannabe extra on The Flintstones?
Am I expected to know where norwichmummy comes from?
Will I be able to stay awake as lululullabye sings me her hello?
How will I know what to get friendlypizzaeater to eat?
Which came first, the chicken or the eggychick?
Should I bring additional medication for soremummy?
How will I know how to cope with the paradoxical, yet highly middle-clas, BroccoliSpears?
Can I bring all my medical questions to DrNortherner?
Do we just eat Gateau, or is that a bit raunchy?
How will I distinguish between my ginger monkey and Gingermonkey?
What question could I possibly ask about Pablop?
Would daisy-chains offend LackaDAISYcal?
Stopping at two whats? Stoppinattwo!
Actually, no questions, I just love it, FilthyMindedVixen.
Do you like Nutella, ElectricBarbarella?
I expect answers!