London 2012 Xmas Meetup - 1st December

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Well, the atrocious cunts who usually organise these things have slunk off on the excuse of having too much knitting to do.

How Very Dare They.

Get yer arses over here and sign up.

Especially those of you in the first 400 posts.

Yes, YOU!

I need to know numbers ASAP so I know what kind of venue to book.....

Have fun you lovely vipers.

Have fun and looking forward to the gossip thread!

BoF how come you are not going?

AM going to fail on leopardskin as I have too many nice RED birthday presents that I want to wear. Also will have to trade badges for beer due to oyster card fuckup, but never mind.

Trade badges for beer due to oyster card fuckup?

I understand every word in that sentence but I can't quite make a coherent story out of it.

OK, I'll guess :o

Due to a banking error, all of your cash has gone onto your Oyster card, so you can now travel about London as much as you like for the next million years, but you have no beer money so you will be swapping "Atrocious cunt" badges for beer?

Something like that?

I've not been well all week, Bella- only really stopped being properly ill yesterday, and I'm too wiped out to travel

Awww, BoF, sorry to hear that!

Trills: Sort of. Basically. I put some money on the Oyster, and due to ticket machines being faulty at London Bridge, it fined the card and now it won't top out, so I had to spend the money I'd reserved for beer on a paper travel card. I hate Oyster, it always seems to pick the times when I'mskint to rip me off.

SGB honey I'll buy you a drink or three

Hope all of you have a fab time.
Seriously - I want gossip tomorrow.
Have a glass of something nice for me.

Just one, Pag?

God, you are right.
5 or 6. Then you can snog Hully and throw up on her shoes, get a girl crush on Knotty and Bella before dancing like your dad and getting BigTillyMints badge stuck to your left breast.
At some stage you need to thrw a glass at Nickle or anyone wearing comfortable footwear.
It will be a great night.

I can't snog Hully because she is IllyHully and not going.

But I can try the rest!

Poor IllyHully!

Have a lovely time

Look I hate to break this to you all but you do realise that Pag, Hully, Getorf and BoF are all going somewhere else without you, don't you? They have a table booked at the Ivy (and they didn't even have to wait 6 months to get a table because they are on first name terms with the owners) and then they are going on to a sex club with Lady Gaga.

La la la la la

Have a fab evening....drinks lots and lots and cause glamorous mayhem and then come on here tomorrow and tell me all about it pleeeeeasse

I shall sit on the sofa necking antibiotics, nurofen and co-codamol, muttering bitterly to myself about missing out again :( :( :(

I am going to bed with an enormous hot toddy of mostly whisky. Woke up with Razor Blade Throat and Trevi Fountain Nose. So attractive. Thank you SO much dd.

Are you not coming to the sex club then Hul? Gaga is so dull when you are not there.

There was a swingers club quite near the venue, only it was run by one of my enemies so I couldn't really take you all there, and anyway it's closed down now because he got what he deserved and went bust.

I have just eaten half a bag of wasabi peas in a bid to clear my passages.

let me just say that it not only doesn't work, but now my head is on fire.

And I'm sorry I can't come biwi, I was looking forward to it an all.

The idea of an enemy swinger is so far outside my frame of reference that I don't know what to say. Except a bit awestruck.

They will burn their way out as well, Illy.