26th November Mumsnet Christmas Party in London. Final Bookings, Chat and Gossip Here

[Tortington]

All other threads will go into the ether - THIS thread is the definitive thread my furry little friends

BOOM --->26th November 7.30PM

BOOM--->15 places remaining

BOOM---> Venue Near Farringdon Tube and Chancery Lane Tube

BOOM---> £20 gets you in and nibbles.

BOOM---> Free drink on arrival

BOOM--->Veggie nibbles too

BOOM--->DJ

BOOM--->PAYPAL [email protected]. With £20 & mumsnet name.

BOOM--->If you haven't got a paypal account let me know

Sounds like she will be snogging us Pag

Don't do that to them, Pag. the pore ol critters.

We will miss you my lovely

I'll drink your drinks for you

I will have the final word on this it goes

knives
forks
spoons

That was two years ago!
Still does though, and always will

bloody loons

IT DOES GO:

KNIVES
FORKS
SPOONS

That thread should be in classics. (was it really 2 years ago? Jesus. )

Anyway...BOO to Pag not coming.

At this point I should probably warn anyone that hasn't met me that I have an AMAZING south london accent. Serious.

I'm all "innit though" and glottal stops. I also say stuff like AMAZEBALLS in RL and also D'you know what I MEAN?

So, you've been warned.

(I'm not joking)

Oh good me too

but not amazeballs

I swear a wee bit too

and often sing inappropriately

I have had to endure listening to myself on DVD recently. (Thankfully out of shot). I sound more and more like the bloody queen every time I hear myself. I am totally betraying my Northern roots.

eee by heck, tha nos

Alouise assures me my Northern accent is still nice and strong BIWI. I'll help you get yours back :)

We can have an accent-off after the dance-off

I must make sure I use the following words as often as possible:

grass
bath
path
castle

then there is no doubt about my provenance

Me too

But the norvern accent is allowed.

My lowly sarf loarndan fing gets dissed on such a regular basis that I'm startin to ge' a bi' fucking para...know wha' i mean?

(I ACTUALLY TALK THIS WAY)

Hully I can't because I know longer am a Londoner. We moved to an away place with cows. I could get a train (I work in London) but I think it's against the laws to leave small home alone. DP is on another planet continent. There is no one, no one to look after them. Except cats. But they don't do a proper job.

no longer. I do know me homophones. I do know that much.

Oh tufty that is sad.

What about the spring one?

Shirl - are you Eliza fuckin Dolittle or wot?

The spring one's a possibility.
I might bring some lambs.
Have a lovely time.
Don't eat anything that looks like cat sick. It won't be nice.
Don't drink anything green. It's not normal.
Don't wear shoes you can't run in.

top tips tufty

top tips

book spring in now

the sap shall rise and we shall put forth greenery and walk in lilaced splendour

I am sad that the one called Tufty
Will not be attending the party roughly,
In the spring, things may change,
across the MN meet she'll range.

Hully - yeah. I'm orl abaht ve flaars.

be proud of being sarf, shirl. we've nothing to be ashamed of much, except that cat and stuff

I did 20 years in sarf London. The cat you speak of? Not The Cat?

Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird