where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone (part 18)

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part 18.... jeeze 17 threads have past...17 threads worth of dating excitment/disasters.

wonder what number 18 will bring

any predictions anyone?

wedding/co-habitation for someone must be due by now.

That's the one Monty! Fancy a curry(!) - his town or mine?!

SM01 - lol at curry. Mmmmm. Erm, have you been to his place yet? I might want to nosy check it out if the date goes well.

Will you be able to get home ok?

ok am not impresseed...

where is that young juicy......

wacky warehouse - never been sounds awful thou?!?!

boss has been on MSN for most of the night and has said....

'well putting my cards on the table ........ im chuffed you've told me that, I think your great in every way ! deffo the sorta girl i am looking for so fingers crossed ! lol'

belle-I thought u were talking about ur actual boss at first lol I do think a lot of men are just talk to start with but that's me being cynical

sm01-def dinner, and a sat night date is a good sign

good god no, he's married with a baby ont he way - lovely man but all the same.... only call him boss as they have the same name, shall I change it to farmer? maybe that's better?

yes wondering how juicy has got on.

Nothing much to report here on the dating front - mothers day ok dcs got me cards but apart from that same usual sunday. Did go for a nap this afternoon which was nice.

Do you remember the guy from work who had an OTT reaction to my rejection of him - he has been quite quiet of late - thank god apart from an email he sent last week. I was also looking on a social networking site and found out some rather worrying info (not related directly to me) but rather negative about his character.

Mentioned it to work and they are bit concerned. However I don't want action they mayor may not take to be tracked back to me IYKWIM. Rather that they have the info and then decide what to do about it.

Dont want to go into too much detail here. Its making a bit jumpy tho.

belle WTF?!
what a total wank stain he is
why can't you get it on with fit arse?
smo1 yes i am but not originally from hence my ewww at the accent
didn't wish to offend btw each to their own and all that..think ninah will back me up..
unless she's otherwise engaged with Karl lol

ooh sin not good what happened then roughly?

blondie - it's not my actual boss. on msn - he's not even on my facebook (on account of my going on during working hours ) it's another chap from smooch who has the same name as my boss. (but from now thou will call him farmer- as he lives on a farm)

and ref fit arse - man o man i'd love to get it on with him - but well even thou he flicks my hair & teases me during the work out it's all one way ogling - am comfy with that lol. it's safe. in all honesty thou I don't think I even enter his radar.

scl
do what feels right for you but don't be intimidated by that creep, and i def.think that you've approached it all in a sensible fashion and beenmore than fair
it's his issue not yours or other women that he seeks to pester
as long as you're ok that's all that matters and thank god your workplace are taking note of it

at fit arse!

belle if he's married with a preg wife what the hell is he doing on smooch?
i'm no prude me as you prob. know but WTF?
and yes we all love the narratives of your encounters down the gym with marine and his tight butt
have you ever considered writing lol
anyhow when is lady juicy back?
we spoke briefly on msn at the start of the week but typically i didn't get the full itinery lol

juicy is back.

and crossed wires mega time.

boss (as in my actual boss) is married with a child on the way and has never (to know knowledge been on any dating sites) as it's quite sickening at home loved up he is with his DW - bless him, they're like little play mates

boss (renamed farmer) is the chap from smooch, who is single, - wife died, ex split up from, 1 11 year old DD lives on a farm. is lovely and seems to like me - however think it's a non starter really.

oh and I do send all 'single with pte pics and only web cams... or bored and frustrated married men' packing back to their wives - been the other side of that fence. lol.

(how not home)

Hey Belle

Agree with ASBM on farmer tho. grr

Lady Juicy needs to come on and give us the run down. lol

not long back.

cor there has been loads to read. will catch up tomorrow.

so tired.

germany was fab ladies. got a new city in my top 5.

will fill you in tomorrow. needless to say i didn't get much sleep and i'm pooped so need my bed pronto.

went very well and me and forces both looking forward to his next leave which is in less than 2 weeks. he needs to go down to see his bro who's wife is 4 days overdue so will have a new baby by time he's on leave. so i might be going down surrey to meet forces if he's there when dc at their dads if i can find cheap flights. otherwise just wait till he's been to there and then he'll come up here once he's seen DN and wet babies head.

yippee! glad it went well juicy, can't wait to hear more
asbm the whacky warehouse is new to me, booot yes I agree about the accent
no not flirting suddenly realised I should catch up with paperwork for parents eve next week!
I will be as soon as I get signed up, I don't like using my card online so I will wait and phone soonish
karl won't know what's hit him lol

oh and lol about belle confusing everyone with bosses and farmers! farmer sounds OK belle, nice country air and all, why not?

belle will take it all back then in that case but he sounds weird and if he's a no hoper not tight butt best to tell him sooner or block and delete
there's only so much p taking that anyone can deal with before it gets boring..from what you've said tho he's obv gagging for it so best leave him to wank drool over the next internet babe
bet the ladyjuicy needs her kip

Juicy and Forces up a tree k i s s i n g lol.

Belle - sorry about confusion . As Ninah says, why not??

Ninah - there was you, minding your own business and us thinking you were partying. lol Still, now you have the work done....

mmm, mainly
Spring's in the air, though
watch out warwickshire

Elocution anyone?

sap's roysing m'dook

morning ladies.

germany was good. fri got myself from airport to hotel as he got stuck at work. was super easy though. the airport is actually in the city. get tram from front door, dropped me at front door of hotel. and when get to hotel we got travel cards that were valid for the whole wkd.

great idea that. wish all hotels did that.

sat we went shopping (bloody great shopping), then i was forced watched the scot v eng rugby match. have to admit.. i may actually have found a sport i can enjoy watching as we were getting pissed.

sunday was spent sight seeing. there was actually too much to see. we had a list of stuff we wanted to see and never managed. looking forward to going back to see it.

had amazing lunch in a restaurant we stumbled upon. was absolutely heaving and they placed asked us if we minded sharing. we got sat beside 2 crazy OAP ladies who were pissed as farts very merry by the time we had to part to continue our day.

the recurring theme of the wkd was explaining what a kiwi, and a scot were doing together in germany. it wasn't the simpliest thing to explain. but seemed to make for a great story

monty - i quite like carvery up here, there are a few good ones locally. the hungry horses are appaling though. and never been to a harvester.

betty - trucker.. to your local that very good sign.

sm01 - 5th date? at his..... dinner.... then coffee at his? will you stay over if you go out in his area?

ninah - is it just swk your on just now?

asbm -

eve - i have the impression once ur dd moves away you will find someone. but is there any chance you hold off a little just now because its just too much of a hassle trying to introduce a man to dd as she's a little difficult with it?

are you meeting salesman again before your harley thing?

betty - speed datng sounds fun.. wonder if you were put off looking seriously at it because of trucker. i find once i'm seeing someone even in new days i kind of close my eyes to any other possibilities.

belle - ooh i got so confused reading that boss stuff. so.. the one now called farmer why is it non starter

dolly - dont think anyone here has tried the sarah beanie one.

lou - good luck with MIL mechanic mum

kdk, smarties, everyone else - waves

scl - are you thinking this is something that will have mr yorke shown the door?