Oh, and this is his most recent email to me. Notice he says 'don't show it to anyone or else you will have to come out here and find me.' Does he honestly think I would want to? I'd rather go to Swindon to buy socks.
And...does he think he's Al Capone?
And, from memory, I did not chuck him out, he stole our money and booked himself onto a plane.
The bottom line is: "Give me my Delia Smiths back or I won't pay you a penny". Scary. HIDE QUICKLY!
The asterisks are mine....
Happy reading everyone.
"Hmm. Bad call. Your source is not up to date, in any case. Don?t forget I
have nothing to lose, so changing up is never going to be much of an issue. You
must have been obsessing over this for months to get on to me like that. You
know what they say: ?trust no one?. Must really try to internalize that, know
what I mean?
I guess you always had too much integrity to be practical, didn?t you? It was
very bad timing to chuck me out like that. What with the global downturn and
all and me being the only breadwinner. Nice to hear you?re back on speaking,
and borrowing, terms with your family though. And you couldn?t bring yourself
to sell the . Hmm, they are good cars.
I?m sorry to hear of your troubles. No, genuinely, I am. Yet at least you have
some blessings to count. Try to look at the situation in a positive light,
that?s my advice. You?ve got lots going for you.
Okay, here?s the deal (and it?s one of those ?take it or leave it? kinda
things,
you know?) You can have some money, sure. I?d be only too happy to do
everything I can to support (Ds). Of course, I?ll need your bank?s IBAN
number and the other international stuff to transfer cash from here.
And I will do so. As soon as I have word from my brother that all my stuff, my
paperwork, my personal and
tax files, my photographs, hi fi, books and prints, my bicycle and cookery
books, are all safe in storage. I?ll arrange it with him and let you know the
date he is going to be in (town I live in). You can get one of your many many friends and allies to be in the house instead of you, if you like. Or, you can use a courier service to get the stuff to him.
Just one other thing. Don?t play games with someone who has nothing to lose
(because they?ve lost it all already). And don?t ever mention the words ?duty
of care? again. In choosing to communicate with me in the manner that you did
you failed in that, signally. You were my wife, after all. Oh, and puhlease
don?t threaten me. Amusing though it is.
Choices determine life courses. What sequence of events would have resulted in
me and you, being together, enjoying (baby) living in (where we live), me half way through an Autumn term, having a barbecue (and starting it at the right
time!!!!) I think you?ll find that it would only have taken a minor tweak.
I?m sending all this via (his old email), by the way, because I?ve marked you as ?unsafe? on (his new email). You can get back to me via *(old email).
There was something else. If I find out you have shown this email to anyone,
and I mean anyone, the only way you?ll have of communicating with me is if you come
out here personally and find me. Capisce?
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Minor tweak??
ME Unsafe??
You 'were' my wife?? I still am!
Utter twat?
Yes