oh goodness you musn't feel like a hypocrite certainly no-one at the ones I've mentioned above is going to force you to come to church on a Sunday, or condemn you if you don't have an opinion (or even if you don't believe at all!)
The one I'm involved in at St. Barnabas runs something like this
2pm - Church
Song (to the tune of Here we go round the Mulberry Bush) - with actions.
Story (sat on little mats) (yes it's biblical but aimed at pre-schoolers..........most of whom are busy flashing their knickers, sliding up and down the aisle, or trying to play the piano/generally get up to mischief.
Birthdays (if anyone has one that week)
Another song, again with actions.
"Procession" - this involved getting a large box of drums, shakers, tambourines etc etc down, and walking round the church while (supposedly lol) singing another song - actually they tend to race round as many times as they can before the music stops and all you can hear is drums.
Finish the "service" (usually last about 15/20 minutes) with another song (more actions).
Then finish in the church with I'm a little Teapot (don't ask - not sure how that one started it's something they've done since before I started going there nearly 6yrs ago)
Then we traipse down to the hall at about 2.20/2.30 (30 second walk), pig out on biscuits (sometimes cakes too), drink coffee, the children race around the hall trying to "out-do" each other in various games, more knicker flashing and we gossip.
Most of us currently leave at about 3.15 (for school run) but when there were more with "pre-school" children only usually went on until about 3.30.
Pemberton Centre?? Never heard of it