FOOC Galicia
In the depths of winter, with the rain lashing down outside, DH and I seem to get into a routine of watching TV in the evenings (in between mumsnetting of course ).
Now, in UK this would be straightforward. You look at the TV guide in the newspaper or online. It says that your programme (e.g. House) starts at 10.00 p.m. Fantastic. You make yourself a cup of tea (or pour yourself a glass of wine), and settle down on the sofa at two minutes to ten. You switch on the correct channel. You make sure everything (remote, tea, blanket) is within reach. You catch the tail end of the adverts and at ten on the dot the theme tune sounds and your programme begins. During the programme you may have a couple of advert breaks, lasting maybe five minutes, just long enough to run to the loo or make yourself another cup of tea. Your programme then finishes at a reasonable time, and you go to bed.
Now in Spain, this straightforward procedure is somewhat different.
The first part is similar: you look at the TV guide and you see that House begins at 10.15. OK. So, at 10.13 you get everything ready, switch on the TV and find yourself watching the end of a satirical/comedy show. And not just two minutes. Oh no. It carries on for 15 minutes.
Then, at 10.27 the presenter announces "And now, House!". Cue one advert. Then the first bit of House, the bit where they show the patient doing something that will cause him a seizure and will bring him to the hospital; (for those of you who don't watch House, this bit lasts maybe 2 minutes).
Then the opening credits. And then AN ADVERT BREAK. GRRRRRR. And not just 5 minutes. Oh no. It can be up to TWENTY MINUTES LONG. So you sit there, simmering with frustration. Already you are thinking about how early you have to get up the next morning, and calculating the time you will get to bed.
The adverts stop at last. Back to the series. If you're lucky you'll only have one more advert break to endure, probably five minutes before the end of the programme. If you have pmt are in a particularly bad mood you might even find yourself throwing something at the TV when they leave you on a cliff hanger and you are trying to keep your eyes open (it's now 11.45 p.m.) and you sat down to watch a 50 minute programme an hour and a half ago.
Of course, we now know their tricks, and so turn the TV on but carry on mumsnetting doing something else until we hear the end of the previous programme. But you have to be at the ready. It's sod's law that the one week you don't tune in on time, they will start on time .
There are some things that Blighty just does right.