Another stuck abroad story: my little sister has been staying with me in Switzerland, her Easyjet flight back to Liverpool on Saturday was cancelled. She lives in Aberdeen, so has a long way to go.
We spent the weekend looking for ways for her to get back to the UK, lift shares etc. French trains are on strike, no cars available for hire.
We finally came up with the following plan, and she's currently en-route: train to Paris (TGV running a minimal service), then train to Boulogne. We got her a crossing on the Boulogne-Dover ferry, with a catch - she has to be accompanied by a form of transportation (car, motorcycle, moped, bicycle). So when her train gets into Boulogne she's off to the nearest out-of-town hypermarche to buy a cheap bike. Hotel overnight, then ferry Tuesday morning.
It sounds ridiculous (the bike bit), but apparently the ferry operators have been turning people away, as it doesn't take foot passengers.
God knows what she'll do with the bike once she gets to Dover though...
Good luck and bon voyage to anyone else making a similar journey!