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Wiltshire - NO

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monkeytrousers · 22/07/2005 08:13

hehe

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NotQuiteCockney · 22/07/2005 10:11

Aloha's got it. He was wearing a Barbour coat, holding a Lakeland catalog, and a Past Times one, in his trotters ... er ... hands.

Caligula · 22/07/2005 10:30

But did he have a rucksack?

NotQuiteCockney · 22/07/2005 10:32

I don't think people from Wiltshire believe in rucksacks, too modern. They use the pockets of their barbours, mostly.

dinosaur · 22/07/2005 10:33

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Caligula · 22/07/2005 10:36

Full of fertiliser?

dillydally · 22/07/2005 10:36

I did hear someone humming "i've got a brand new combine harvester" this morning.
I moved away in alarm and disgust.

Caligula · 22/07/2005 10:36

pmsl

moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 10:41

rucksacks in Wiltshire? I Thought they carried their belongings around like this

dillydally · 22/07/2005 10:43

She is scary

dinosaur · 22/07/2005 10:44

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 10:47

Maybe she's carrying round some potentially explosive eyeshadow?

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monkeytrousers · 22/07/2005 11:14

I don't think I've ever met anyone from Wiltshire. But you can never tell these days can you...

Am I an honorary troll now?? hehe!

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monkeytrousers · 22/07/2005 11:15

But on the basis of this one example I'd be prepared to send them all to Madagascar!

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Twiglett · 22/07/2005 11:17

but I had a lovely time in wiltshire last weekend and I for one will stand up for its right to be a county within 2.5 hours of London (though I wouldn't want to live there )

Twiglett · 22/07/2005 11:18

Blu .. wiltshire gave us not only stonehenge but also a feck-off big horse

Raspberry · 22/07/2005 11:21

Yes, but it also spawned SWINDON!

Twiglett · 22/07/2005 11:30

OMG .. it must be parcelled off and shipped out to the antartic in that case

moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 11:32

Trowbridge (the county town of wilts, dont you know) is also another case for the prosecution

Twiglett · 22/07/2005 11:33

is there an added benefit if we parcel off wiltshire that wales will float out to sea?

moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 11:34

yes, but please mind Somerset in your parcelling. we've done nothing wrong

dillydally · 22/07/2005 11:35

Umm, I am going to Wiltshire tomorrow for a weekend away...where can I buy a barbour jacket and v green eyeshadow to blend in?

moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 11:40

Tescos in Trowbridge?

I love Trowbridge really

Fennel · 22/07/2005 11:45

hah you will never spot us Wiltshirites on the train. I am one but I pass as a Mancunian these days. we come in many forms but certainly are not all pink and white porcine.

be very afraid we are everywhere....

hester · 22/07/2005 11:46

I've never knowingly met anyone from Wiltshire, but I'm sure they're very nice people, just like us [pained liberal smile]

Fennel · 22/07/2005 11:47

and btw the correct term for someone from Wiltshire is Moonraker not wiltshirite