Mumsnet Declares Independence from Internet

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Mumsnet declares independence from internet

A shaken Gordon Brown revealed that when he met the mothers from Mumsnet, they held him in an armlock and smothered his face with organic manuka honey, screaming ?tell us your favourite biscuit or you die.?

?I told them Bourbon biscuits?, said Brown, ?but they didn?t believe me. It was as if I could give any answer and I?d be strung up by the balls. After what happened to David, I didn?t think I?d get out of there alive. The more biscuits I suggested, the less credible I guess my answer appeared.?

you know that is fake because we'd never forcefeed anyone with formula. only organic M&S carrot puree.

Excellent. Was it you, MP?

Oh my gosh that's funny!! Although you couldn't pay me enough to get anywhere near Gordon Brown's balls. [shudder]

Boden balaclavas. I want one.

That has made my morning . Inspired. I'm off to order a Boden balaclava.

No, 'twasn't me, just came up with my Google News Search this morning

Made me larf

Fabulous stuff

lol

'Geek forums, however, have declared themselves happy at the declaration of independence, saying ?those mumsnet people scared the crap out of us?.

fab

Very funny . I'd be surprised if it wasn't written by a MNetter.

Very funny indeed.

Brilliant!

Thats great! Made me giggle.

So, are we all actually getting boden balaclavas?
Do we buy our own?

I got my balaclava when I joined up - didn't you .

No

But we have moved house a lot... maybe it got lost in the post...

Can I have another one?

Would have come in useful with all this bad weather we've had.

ROFL

who will own up to that I wonder?[tis very funny.

Ha ha. Brilliant.

I have to point out a mistake . Forcefed formula but then breast milk in an intravenous drip? Make your mind up which milk it is!

And yes, you all should be scared. Just think, if Mnters were MP's how much we would get done.