(VinegarTits, as I understand it he was photographed using an inhaler, the media went mildly loopy over it, so his spokesman confirmed that he does have mild asthma and has done since he was a child)
(if he's photographed using something that reveals he has piles, I really don't want to know about it)
(not that I wanted to know about the inhaler/asthma, but the extent to which I don't want to know about the piles is far greater)