The Telegraph is telling you off for not doing your own bloody cleaning

[morningpaper]

but they do make us sound nice and clever at the end

Although I think it's time that Baby Dancing was removed from the acronym list

And huns were banned from reviewing prams unless they spellcheck first

SNORT
Yep, Neil, you are more twatty than a twatty twat from twatland.

Honestly, the lazy bastard.

just bumping so you can all look at the lovely Mr Tweedie in all his glory [link below]

LOL Wilf

I would kick him out of bed for farting

I'm a SAHM

And I have a cleaner

And I read the Guardian

FNAAAARRRRR to the Telegraph!