101 Reasons to Hate the Daily Mail

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1. Because they can't report a fact without putting a slant on it

1. Because they deliberately try to make everything more frightening than it is

Come on you know you want to

eugh wash that cyber-orgasm off your ham and your high

you've said that loads of times now SM...say something else..i need to be kept awake til my washing machine has finished..

I give up responding scottishmummy, you haven't addressed any of the points or questions I've asked.

For whatever reason you think that we all read the DM. We don't but whatever, find us risible.

As for 'braying' wtf. Suspect you have massive chip on shoulder about this for some reason. Keep on posting how amusing and risible it is without exlaining yourself.

the only chips i have come in a poke.you however are touchy and getting wee bitty too personal. touched a wee nerve

anyhoo,you keep denying/reading the DM.acknowledging its content, encyclopaedic knowledge of its copy. but hey never read it yourself

now care to join me for some chips
splash o vinegar
wrap in DM
delicious

MorrisZapp, do you also like to pooh at Paul's?

It spunked all over me SM.

Now, where are my anti-bac wipes?

Mate of mine works for the Mail. He says he spends Monday copying stories from rival Sunday papers.

Worth spending your money on the Mail, then...

your anti-bac wipes.you are too poor for staff then?

seems hams on high,aint all its cracked up to be that you have to do your own wiping

tsj

indeed spend your money in what you wish
just dont fanny about knowing minutiae in DM yet never buying nor reading it

Christ SM, defeats the object of an antibac wipes if you get it handed to you by the help, does it not????

I have my own stash.

In a darling little tin I picked up for peanuts in the Heals sale.

hell no, i have an antique arts and craft tin and a wee wumman. she handles said wipes and horizontal spillages

i have gin to drink

why wash n go when a wee wumman can

you hams on the high aren't so classy

Seems I have something I can learn from a fellow HIGHlander then.

Got any T to go with that G?

Gave myself an unusual kind of thrill then.

i respond well to ingratiation.but i am no ham nor am i high

however i cannot speak too highly of emlpoying an excitable wumman with a towel

i don't have tonic to hand i expect the daily mail reading her hams are high wumman, shall bring it when i shout "oi the MN chatterarti are listing 101 reasons they hate their daily read,do run faster wumman"

Think I'm going to retire to bed and watch Ghostbusters.

Night night. Don't let the Chatterati bite!

No MN chaterrati would read about said gin in DM.quote verbatim. get in an indignant froth
then deny reading personally reading DM (unless found discarded etc;...)

funny that

Still with the same idea sm? I left last night because that argument frankly bores me, and just doesn't hold water. If you picked up a letter without an address and started skimming to see what it was, and discovered it was a personal attack on yous values and achievements, are you not allowed to be offended because it wasn't your letter? I hate the DM because it does attack my values - integrity, compassion, equality - on a daily basis, and is read by a huge number of people some of whom believe that their stories are true.

what a tangential ramble.unaddressed letters,attack on your values.feeling a bitty got at are you

look read whatever you wish,we hava a range of proint media.but all this fannying about wanting to disasscociate yourself from a newspaper you read is frankly weird

i love being appalled by the dm.

i read it at work along with the other crappy papers that are left in the canteen at work.

i also love being appalled and disgusted by the dozy arses who read it as fact and base their opinions of the world on its contents.

they like being outraged at the state of the world.

i like being outraged at their outrage.

all good fun.

Laydees, may I offer for your delectation and delight the Daily Mail automatic headline generator...click 'refresh' for hours of entertaintment
Mail-O-Matic

you see,thats were it gets patronising
the hoi polloi read the DM and they oh they believe its homophobic/sexist/insert a phrase rants,But not lil ole me oh no siree

funny that,the masses read and are allegedly swayed by the DM content.because DM is so pernicious aha but not anyone on MN who reads it.no of course

they somehow waft above it

mollyroger...forgot to thank you for that link you sent me..(yep...very nice)

one for you....(i love them)

black clothes and black hair, and ace music

ps;...have you read richard littlejohn in the DM today..?

immigration and gay men......classic...

Holy crap, DP, you're an MCR fan?!

Er, how do you feel about Gerard and Frank snogging on stage?

don't mind....i've decided to keep this name and become a lesbian anyway...

ScottishMummy is on to something I reckon.

I always smile when someone starts a post with "Now I don't read the DM, but...".

Very funny indeed.