I wouldn't mind letting this man impregnate me

[nametaken]

seriously, would you have a baby for this man - I honestly can't see the harm in it

he's bloody charming isn't he?

but yes. I probably would. [greedy]

we could organise a mnet harem like heffner's.
we've got the outfits.

Oh he's playing up to the cameras. He is hilarious though. I particularly liked this:

"I tell him his entire family sound like a bunch of lunatics. 'Oh we were all right,' he insists. 'Some of them were OK. We made our money killing the French.' "

'Oh, and the "breeders" couldn't be too eccentric because I'm eccentric, so you'd get someone coming out who's utterly raving'

that made me laugh but this...

" I had three women who got up the duff but they lost them.
'I went to this doctor chap and said: "I've had three misfire on me. Is there something wrong with me?" He said: "No. It's 99 per cent the women. That's what happens." We have that with our cows, you now. I've just sold a barren one." Made me . The doctor could not have said that to him could he ? Really ?

Oh, God, I haven't laughed so much in ages! Shame I'm a bit past it.

I live in Worcestershire and have a fully functioning womb am not mad or gay or a communist drug addict.

Oh God, I hope he doesn't come knocking on my door.

you are so in figment.

I misread Dragonbutter's post there as:

We could organise a MNet harem like Heifers - I was going to say, speak for yourself love

Sadly, 'Guardian readers, drug users, communists and homosexuals need not apply'.

Well, I am not homosexual..

ROFL - he is truly bonkers, isn't he? I'm too common for him though

Good grief

I don't think I'd come up to his exacting standards - in fact I think I failed on the first as I am a Guardian reader [phew]

i'm out... i'm dutch/irish

darn

Where do I apply

I kind of read that that he'd basically want a surrogate mother and the child would be brought up by him/his family? Nah! not me.

LMAO and where does one apply?

Is he paying the potential mother?

Try applying to:

Sir Benjamin Slade
Maunsel House,
North Newton,
North Petherton,
Bridgwater,
Somerset TA7 0BU

Google does wonders. Do tell us how you get on. Would be a fab MN story ...

lmao Quattro well with the current housing situation............

could you imagine the child being raised by him coming round yours in the holidays!

would make a great film!

As an American of German descent, I must be exceptionally clean.

Oh...too bad I don't 'fit in in the English countryside'--that's me out!

Hope that's not my Dad's "lost inheritance" he's sitting on .

What a nutter. The scary thing is that some woman will probably do it.

You wouldn't have to actually have sex with him, that's the good thing. You could just use the old turkey baster method.

name lmao