I think it's perfectly acceptable for Charles and Harry to call brown-skinned people 'Sooty' and 'Paki'...

[MrsGrouchoMarxMerryHenry]

...so long as we can all refer to them by the endearing little nickname I've thought up for them: 'moronic fuckwit'!

See here

Apparently the two Asian men in question were quite happy to have the Princes refer to them by the above names. Yeah, right. I bet they were delighted. I can just picture the scene:

Charles: I say, old boy, you're looking rather sooty these days. Mind if I call you that as my fond little nickname?
Kolin Dhillon: Of course, my clever little arsehole. You know, you're just like your adorable father. Actually, it's been a lifetime ambition of mine to have the future King use a racist term of abuse as my hilariously chummy nickname. Nothing would give me greater pleasure. More tea?

I actually know a really nice estate agent, mind its a job whilst he trains as a primary teacher and he hates it

no tory pretty rank, only bnp type worse (in mainstream)- sister married one who merrile barks 'Oh Nan owns Doooooorset dontcha know?'

Maybe "Sooty" is covered in orange fur and has adorable black button eyes?

Or not.

Yes, but Sooty and Paki probably call him Cunt, so it all balances out in the end.

YaddaYadda - brilliant! My God, why didn't I think of that?

I might actually start a petition on the Number10 website

Clarrie - a lovely friend of mine used to be one, too - she got sacked for being honest with the clients!!

Desi - PMSL!

... ginge

My God, spongebrain - I'm clearly behind with the times. Somehow I thought that sort of website would be classed as treacherous and therefore illegal?! How liberating! (after all, liberation is exactly what they're after...)

@ MrsGroucho!

Nope, we've not been arrested yet!

Join up - the more the merrier! Can't wait to be shot of the whole parasitic lot of them - bunch of inbred ingrates .

lol at your ds's babygro...

@ noonki - he has bibs with similar messages on, always wears them when we see the PILs as they are both royalists!

Sponge, I think I will join up! Among the membership benefits, will I learn even more useful terms of abuse with which to describe the royals? I love your "inbred ingrates"!

SO if you went for the guillotine option how much do you think you could sell tickets for? Might be a way of bailing out the economy....

Alternatively I've always thought it would be fun to turn Buck House into a Big Brother style house with cameras everywhere so we could watch and laugh at the Royals whenever we liked plus the TV rights would be worth a fortune, again a useful way of bailing out the economy...

Okay, let's say if we charged a non unreasonable £10 a ticket. How many seats will fill Wembley Stadium? Don't forget TV rights!

(oh dear, this is getting a little too bloodthirsty for my liking - am feeling woozy. Gotta sit down)

Actually I LOVE your Big Bucker (like the name?!!) idea - after all if they weren't too proud to stoop to an appearance on It's a Knockout...

Big Bucker - love it! what a name!! I think it's a bit more humane than the guillotine option... and would be much funnier. Can we start a petition??

MrsGroucho, lol at learning new terms of abuse!! I have many - Desiderata's being one of my favourites!

YaddaYadda, could you really stand to spend one second listening to them speak?! I think turn Buck House into a hotel personally - rich tourists would spend a fortune to get a room and our debt would be paid off in a couple of years!

Plus, sell off all their other property/land/paintings/furniture, etc etc.

Then shoot them all!

Yes - I'll put a petition on the Number 10 website! Unless - actually maybe you want to own it, since it is your idea. I wouldn't want to be a plagiarist.

If you do, make sure you post the link - I'll put it on my FB page!

Meanwhile, back at Clarence House Prince Charles is getting upset by servants addressing him by his first name in their Christmas cards.
According to the Daily Mail:

an inquiry is under way into the servant who sent cards to members of the Royal Family using their Christian names.
Among those understood to have been sent the missives were Prince Edward and the Countess of Wessex, Prince Andrew, the Princess Royal and Prince Charles's household.
: 'A complaint was lodged from Clarence House,' says an aide. 'There's a line you must never cross. Addressing them by their first names is out of order.'

You couldn't make it up.

(Sooty in Famous Five was French and was Sooty Le Noir - I thought that it referred to his surname)

Oh God. LadyGP. I am lost for words.

Spongebrain, Desi - I need you. More insults, please!

(got to get on with some work now, Spongey, but I'll sort out a petition of some sort later!)

Jesus, one rule for the servants eh

I bet Sooty calls him Your Highness or Sir. And I bet there'd be expulsions from the Polo Club if he didn't.

LadyGP, it truly beggars belief .

What amazes me is that anyone with half a brain cell still defends these people - they are beneath contempt!

MrsG, I'm living up to my name spongebrain, can't think of any other insults! Look forward to the petition though!

So torn between Big Bucker and the tourist-friendly guillotine option.

Which to choose? Which to choose?

I suppose, as a softy, liberal type, it will have to be the self-inflicted, televised humiliation option.

Maybe the front of Buck House could be opened up and replaced with a large two-way mirror and they could be like the nation's weird hamsters.

I'm just pondering now at my complete absence of surprise. And it makes me wonder just why we still have them.

LMAO at "nation's weird hamsters" zen!!

Please join Republic too - we can only get rid of them if there are enough of us!

(Btw, I am very squeamish but happy to be executioner in this instance - I will sacrifice myself for the greater good! )