IMHO I often wonder how they think them up in the first place. Cruz is not that bad, when you think about Romeo, which really is laughable. But it seems if you are famous you have to come up with really outragious names, why? I don't know. Fifi Tribelle, Peaches, Apple the list goes on and on. What is wrong with John and Susan? If they did have more usual names, on their journey through life, they might be able to be abit more anonymous rather then everybody knowing the name but not necessarily the face. Quite bizarre.