Victoria Beckham...

[duster]

...has had her third boy

Bookmakers offering 100\1 on the name 'Wembley.'
Any ideas for Vic n' Dave? What about Nike?

[myermay]

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[misdee]

cheeky mare, she knew i was going to be induced tomorrow, and she just wanted to beat me to it. grrrrrrrrrrr

[sparklymieow]

make sure that the next time you wait till about 6 months into her pregnancy

[misdee]

dd1 was born a year after brooklyn but the same week in march.

[sparklymieow]

oh I thought it was the same month, sorry

[monkeychops]

I wonder when she will be in the papers again?
Anyone else notice that she just doesn't seem to get photographed when she is great with child? Find it a little suspicious myself...

[munnzieb]

well I recon she has a tummy tuck at the same time as the C section, so it gets rid of the flab/strech marks!

[sparklymieow]

me too, lol

[suzywong]

oh t ummytuck for sure, doubt she's got a navel left

[monkeychops]

Undoubtedly.

[sparklymieow]

Or does she actually carry the baby????!!!!

[sparklymieow]

hehe

[monkeychops]

That was my query sparklymiao

[monkeychops]

Sorry for spelling sparklymieow!:0

[sparklymieow]

I think someone else carries the baby for her and then they say its a CS so she has to be out of the limelight for a while!! hehe!!

[monkeychops]

Perhaps she has a body double?

[sparklymieow]

hehe!! Maybe she doesn't like getting big, certainly never seen a pic of her with child, and she doesn't look like she has had two and now children. I am small and peite myself and I still have a flabby belly

[monkeychops]

I mean i would be surprised if someone of her size actually still ovulates in the 1st place

[misdee]

you're getting a big arse too mieow


(its still only half the size of mine tho)

[suzywong]

oh ladies!!!!!!

[sparklymieow]

she is very skinny isn't she, she looks like a skelaton with skin!! yuck!!

[sparklymieow]

thats sitting here for too long and eating choclate misdee!!

[monkeychops]

Or perhaps she suddenly likes to eat again so hibernates for 9 months+ and then just has various procedures?

[monkeychops]

A skeleton with skin and silicones...

[duster]

It's all very bizarre, but I've wondered if they use a surogate.
Ladies, keep an eye out for anyone you know who was recently great with child, and now isn't, though has a good tan and is dripping in diamonds.

On Popbitch they call Posh Skeletor. I don't mean to poke fun at those with eating disorders (I mean, she has to be anorexic/bulimic) but it's the constant claim to the contrary that bothers me.