Victoria Beckham...

[duster]

...has had her third boy

Bookmakers offering 100\1 on the name 'Wembley.'
Any ideas for Vic n' Dave? What about Nike?

[princesspeahead]

I was on a train a few weeks ago and a very young, very loud mum with seriously scraped back hair screeched at two rampaging toddlers (about 2 and 3)... "Romeo and Romilly, I said COME HERE!"

The whole carriage started sniggering.

I expect there will be LOTS of "Croose"s in the UK's primary schools in 2012

[bundle]

didn't all those kids of hippies eg Moon Unit Zappa change their names to things like Peter and Julie once they were old enough? parents need to think v carefully re:names...they're not just for Christmas

[WestCountryLass]

My friend has a baby John Imagine her calling them in the park Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz, they jsut sound absurd as a siblimng set imo.

[Snugs]

No offence taken duster - I'm a skinny bitch and I admit it

[duster]

Sorry Snugs - no offence meant

If she has said she has eating issues, then I stand corrected.

True, had the kid been given a very English name she would have been called boring. (why are no kids called John more? Very rarely come across one, nice name)

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[WideWebWitch]

What an awful name!

[MarsLady]

Let's just give thanks that they've decided to name their child after Tom Cruise as opposed to Arnold Schwarzenegger. I don't think that there would be room on David's back for Schwarzenegger Beckham, do you???

[Whizzz]

On the news the bloke pronounced Cruz as Cruise but in Spain every one will say Cruth which sounds even silliar ! as I'm pretty sure Z is a 'th' in spanish

[Snugs]

On a serious note - why does she have to have an eating disorder? I am the same size as her - barring the fact that I have let nature takes it course so after 2 kids I have a pouch for a belly and my boobs sag. She on the other hand has had a tummy tuck and implants (got to agree with you on that one).

And I eat plenty (and don't throw it up afterwards).

[duster]

Unless she has the baby flab transplanted to her boobs!

[monkeychops]

yes and anyone who has had a child and bf will know that she has definitely had a boob job - which again she irritatingly denies...

[duster]

It's all very bizarre, but I've wondered if they use a surogate.
Ladies, keep an eye out for anyone you know who was recently great with child, and now isn't, though has a good tan and is dripping in diamonds.

On Popbitch they call Posh Skeletor. I don't mean to poke fun at those with eating disorders (I mean, she has to be anorexic/bulimic) but it's the constant claim to the contrary that bothers me.

[monkeychops]

A skeleton with skin and silicones...

[monkeychops]

Or perhaps she suddenly likes to eat again so hibernates for 9 months+ and then just has various procedures?

[sparklymieow]

thats sitting here for too long and eating choclate misdee!!

[sparklymieow]

she is very skinny isn't she, she looks like a skelaton with skin!! yuck!!

[suzywong]

oh ladies!!!!!!

[misdee]

you're getting a big arse too mieow


(its still only half the size of mine tho)

[monkeychops]

I mean i would be surprised if someone of her size actually still ovulates in the 1st place

[sparklymieow]

hehe!! Maybe she doesn't like getting big, certainly never seen a pic of her with child, and she doesn't look like she has had two and now children. I am small and peite myself and I still have a flabby belly

[monkeychops]

Perhaps she has a body double?

[sparklymieow]

I think someone else carries the baby for her and then they say its a CS so she has to be out of the limelight for a while!! hehe!!