'However cosmetic surgery expert Dr Patrick Bowler, who appeared on the TV programme Ten Years Younger, said he was sceptical about the supposed benefits of Baby Bottom Butter.
"The women buying this may think it will make their faces as smooth as a baby's bottom, but the truth is that while it's likely to be quite a good moisturiser there's really nothing extraordinary about it.
"And if they're buying it because they have babies, they're likely to be quite young themselves, which means they'll have pretty good skin anyway."'
Obviously written by a fecking man, firstly we may not all be that young, but secondly why doesn't he try waking up 4 times a night, not eating properly and having dribble, food and snot rubbed into your skin and see what that does for it!
And it's the very fact that there is nothing extraordinary about that makes it so fab, we don't need your pro-retinal A, parabens and nutri-cerimide, we like the fact that there is nothing in it.