ooh we LOVE a kerry katona thread

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why do ss not investigate the likes of her?

I was unfortunate enough to catch a few minutes of her dullard MTV programme last night (while waiting for 'Making the Band' to coming on - saddo, I know ). He is an utter fuckwit. A balding, fugly one at that.

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she needs to learn how to be by herself and stop relying on blokes, and getting pg to fix her probs.

Is she pregnant again or is she still pregnant from before . I'm not keeping up at all well here am I?

She's pregnant with her 4th, which is her 2nd with the twat-c**t.

She looks like one of the saddest people on earth.Men and her just don't mix She needs a really good friend or a reliable family.She is our very own Britney A train wreck

She is urrounded by misery isn't she?

It's a sad state of affairs when you end up making a living by selling stories about your private life to the gossip magazines, isn't it? Talk about selling your soul to the devil. No wonder she is so miserable. And the Twat-C**t is obviously having a right old laugh, along for the free ride.

During an earlier phone call Kerry, 27, screamed in the background: ?You better not be talking to any slags!?

how common.

do most wives do this? phone their dh whilst they are out with their mates? automatically think they are talking to "slags"?

ffs!

that person kerry's husband has shagged looks like david gest.

"Is she pregnant again or is she still pregnant from before ."
lol tsarchasm you sound like me

oh lordy I have just read a few articles about KK to get up to date
including watching her dance in her underwear when heavily pregnant
surely someone can help her?

she isn't on cocaine according to Heat magazine!
They have published the papers of the results that was taken from a hair sample in line with a family court order, which were negative.

She just needs to get rid of that nutter!

Poor woman. I feel sorry for her and her children. And they have to eat iceland frozen kwang as well. It's enough to make anyone depressed.

harpsi i saw that dancing one

she is a dirty midden and needs help

she also needs her eyes tested - her dh is ugly as hell

oh she needs someone NORMAL to take her in line, get rid of all muppets and alien looking freakoids surrounding her and sort her out

Max Clifford should be the first against the wall, tosspot

I've been trying to catch up too, but I get lost in the mayhem of it all.

Where does she find the time to be such a nightmare??

I am locked into my hamster wheel life of food/school/packed lunches and mopping up sick.

I am going to nominate your quote for quote of the week, it is so randomly bonkers and yet a perfectly valid response to the post modern celeb culture.

i feel sorry for her but i also think no-one can help her unless she's prepared to just STOP for five minutes and think about how to help herself and her kids. the priory can only do so much for her.

"I am locked into my hamster wheel life of food/school/packed lunches and mopping up sick."

ah, never a truer word was spoken {sigh}

it's really sad innit?
agree mrs mattie and on train wreck britney stuyle
sad way to be sad things to do
sadness and madness all packaged up and sold to the highest bidder with pictures

no more Iceland contract. Let go as she was seen as bad told model for smoking when pregnant.
Agree her h is cockwart lesion of highest parasitic fungal order. He needs landing pronto. Then she'll have to contend with him selling lurid tales to red tops but hey... She is seriously in danger of losing her first two kids I reckon if exh and saintly new missus challenge.

the only good thing about Kerry Katona is that she makes me look slim at 8 months preg!!!