Am I the only one wondering who is the BBC presenter?

[Andthereiwas]

Please say I'm not the only one wondering who is this guy and what was the catchphrase!
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11282497/Stripper-claims-love-child-BBC-star-says-signed-shirt-catchphrase.html

Id agree about paddy-catchphrase moving to the bbc and dont some vasectomies reverse or fail

gary lineker doesnt have a catchphrase gregg wallace maybe - cant see it but he does say cooking doesnt get tougher than this

Is it wrong that I’m hoping the deletion message is a MN catchphrase written across a pair of norks?

The norks can be done by types figures, I’m not asking for a photo of Justine’s or anything.

“Not in the… spirit” perhaps.

Stephen Mulhern?

I hope it's not the chap with his spotty bag.

Nobody would admit to shagging him surely?

Mega rich was the phrase used, for a few women and especially lap dancers that could make a fundamental difference to the level of attractiveness they suddenly feel when finding that out.

Let the thick see the table

This is why I bloody love MN! The Daily Fail are so transparent 🤣

Thought paddy immediately.

These NDA'S are interesting though. You can pretty much guarantee the Tshirt scrawling went on in the presence of others in the club and she wouldn't have kept it private. Meet a celeb, ask him to scrawl your breasts (like you do) and tell everyone you come into contact with.
Put it on your social media etc, etc.

Others are out there who will know.. and they are free to sell their story for a few quid. The papers will just have to report things as alleged if she is as angry as she seems then it would be simple to do a deal with the Journo's and have the story sold 'by a friend'
Just sayin'..

Richard's catchphrase would fit! 'Hi' & 'Ya' 😁

I don’t believe the story.

• NDA but no money - who signs?
• Inconclusive DNA test: why would anyone like a brother do a test on behalf of someone else? You could end up paying maintenance for 18 years!

Nick Knowles?!?! Can’t think though of a catchphrase he would have

When I was trying to think of a famous BBC catchphrase, the first and only thing that came to mind was "Nice to See You, To See You Nice'. Which would be clever as he's dead.

Ohh I found Nick Knowles does have a catchphrase on his website Nick ‘get it done’ Knowles

Stephen Mulhern is heterosexual? You lean something new everyday.

Paddy McG has had a vasectomy! He also has an older brother, Tony.

Justin Fletcher...?

@x2boys

Oh you would be surprised! Every now and again a thread pops up about shagging and Tumble.

That would also work on a pair of bosoms.

Although clearly it’s Paddy.

So many clues, including ‘top’ presenter when he presents Top Gear.

Mr Tumble?

Ha ha, that was my first thought

DH is winding me up that a prime time bbc horticulturalist scrawled ‘My Jobs For The Weekend’ across someone’s tits and then got booted out for bringing a dog into the club 🤔

How would that be possible if you’ve never shagged the woman, to have to pay maintenance you’d need to be the actual father and to do that you’d need to have actual sex.

this comment wins the internet 🤣

And Ant McPartlin apparently can't have kids too... However, he doesn't have a catchphrase.

Who cares?
She shagged a married man who happens to be a "mega rich celeb so she doesn't really get to take the moral high ground.

Her behaviour doesn't cancel out his.