I'd like to propose a new form of mental illness: Munchhausen Syndrome by Proxy by Proxy.
It's a syndrome found chiefly among medical professionals, and is characterised by the excessive diagnosis of Munchhausen by Proxy disorder, in the absense of real evidence. MbPD is something of a curiosity, which carries with it an attendant level of attention from the police, media, the legal profession and social services. This causes the sufferer to seek more such attention by repeatedly diagnosing MbPD where little to no evidence exists.
On the basis of the reading a couple of newspaper articles and watching the six'o'clock news coverage surrounding David Southall I hereby propose that he is a classic sufferer of this disorder.
Since I've got an actual qualification psychology (unlike Southall), I expect I'll now be able to get this disorder accepted fairly easily. Once that's done. I'll make a second career from appearing as an expert witness, and giving lectures on MSbPbP. If you're a lawyer or journalist reading this, contact me via Mumsnet. I'm skint, so even just a medium size cheque will do, ta.