the " judge in the shed" inquest

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anyoen else findinf this stragely gripping?

oh yes it all has the ring of truth.

"Oh darling by the way I am having an affair with that legal executive you said had a very bad dye job and needed to get herself measured for a bra."
"oh are you dear, that's nice for you."
"wellI though I should let you know. Anyway, just popping out to the shed to do a bit of potting up,is that OK?"
"righty ho, well I shall pop a quiche in the oven for lunch and mind you don't start any fires near that huge petrol spillage."

PMSL Fio - have thoght of women over the country cutting news stories about this out of the paper and sticking then up in their DPs' sheds, as a 'warning'......

We are at least not doing the Anguish bit ...

Or the self-justification

I thought a lot of elderly married men kept porn in their sheds (my dp's father used to). Maybe he was just burning his stash of girlie mags?

Oh dear,this thread is going to have me hooked now .

lol at ingocneato
like casualaty

When it happened years ago I read that he told his wife he wanted a divorce and then a short while later said he was going out to mow the grass. Which is odd in itself.

Then he's in shed and shed blows up.

I've always thought though that IF the wife had something to do with it she sorted it out very quickly seeing as he'd only told her 2 hours before. I wouldn't know how to tinker with a lawnmower to make it blow up and I suspect most people wouldn't.

But it did say in the paper the other day that the door was shut and secured from the outside. Dunno how true that is.

Hmm - apparently under cross examination the mistress admitted that he had told her he was depressed not long before he died.

And they think there will be a narrative verdict so no unlawful killing.

(The wife says he told her the mistress was trying to blackmail him so maybe she's just after some money...)

i think my dh woudl go and mow the grass

he alswasy loks so cross when he dos it anyway

maybe he is htinkign of puitting ME in a shed

Am I the only one that had a little smirk when I read that they lived in Chard..

I know I know, don't flame me, I know it isn't big and it isn't clever, but it is a little bit funny....

Oh, heifer, you have made me laugh and that is Very Naughty.

pmsl heifer but I feel very guilty about that

guilt is good..

Glad I mad you laugh though, seriously thought I would be burn at the stake...

burnt...

LOL at chard
asm still laughing ireeverrntlyy abotut et thread last night abotu rip lee

heifer,you then went on to say "dont flame me

Cod I didn't see the Rip lee thread

Sabrina - did I?

arf at dont flame me

WEll if my dh had announced he was leaving me I wouldn't be taking him out a casserole would you?

I might, DrNortherner, but I wouldn't vouch for the non-toxicity of the ingredients.