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the " judge in the shed" inquest

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PoshCod · 11/10/2007 12:04

anyoen else findinf this stragely gripping?

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Sheherazadethegoat · 11/10/2007 12:32

no, the posh adopted daugher in teh 'big house' has harboured life long grudge against teh judge cos he sent her real parents down for poaching so she seduced the local tennis coach who did it in the shed with a tennis racket.

foxinsocks · 11/10/2007 12:34

I hope you don't have a shed MI. Dp's put a lot of thought into this.

CappuScreamO · 11/10/2007 12:36

arf at threats that he "knew freemasons"

"I know some accountants who run charity dinners. Fear me"

motherinferior · 11/10/2007 12:38

The other thing is, of course, nobody appears to have given a kind of size estimate of the relevant parties. If I, just to take an obviously really unlikely example, made free with the Le Crueuset in a moment of rage, I'd have real difficulty lugging DP into a shed on account of me being a shortarse and Mr Inferior being afflicted with the slight rotundity that affects many Bengali chaps of his age.

MascaraOHara · 11/10/2007 12:39

@ "knew freemasons" PMSL ..like they're the mafia.

MascaraOHara · 11/10/2007 12:39

damn capp beta me to it!

DrNortherner · 11/10/2007 12:40

PMSL at Capp bringing in her washing! What was he doing in the shed tho?

Getting his lawnmower?
Getting his tools? What??
Or did he go there to think like Arthur Fowler?

CappuScreamO · 11/10/2007 12:40

oh there would be no problem with that in our garden mi

I would shove dd2's pushalong car under dh's stomach and trundle him along

foxinsocks · 11/10/2007 12:42

maybe he was in the shed, tinkering with his lawn mower (that's what they think exploded) and she had taken out the casserole to give it to him in the shed as he obviously wasn't coming in for tea and that's where it happened.

(awful, poor bloke)

marthamoo · 11/10/2007 12:43

Did you see the mistess on the news last night? Bad shorts.

Awful, isn't it - the poor man's dead - and all I can think of is Midsomer Murders too.

FioFio · 11/10/2007 12:45

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motherinferior · 11/10/2007 12:47

Why in hell's name would you take someone's tea out to them when they'd just told you they wanted to leave you???

PoshCod · 11/10/2007 12:50

horrid way to die

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TellusMater · 11/10/2007 12:50

I'm going to totally lower the tone here, and ask why speculation on this is different to McCann speculation? Apart from that we are parents of young children (or have been) and not (I hope most of us) wives of cheating husbands?

And before I come over too po-faced I should add that I too have been riveted in a completely prurient fashion to this story.

But he died horribly poor man.

I am a hypocrite...

foxinsocks · 11/10/2007 12:50

so she could bash him with it

PoshCod · 11/10/2007 12:51

it isnt
was just htinking the same t.u.m

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PoshCod · 11/10/2007 12:52

no being bbqed in yer shed

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foxinsocks · 11/10/2007 12:53

hopefully, for his sake, he was out of it when it happened

motherinferior · 11/10/2007 12:53

I totally agree that it's similar, actually.

motherinferior · 11/10/2007 12:54

I do think the grippingness though is in the reportage. Very very odd.

foxinsocks · 11/10/2007 12:58

it's similar, it's not the same

we tend to discuss most news stories (whether stuff like this or pre budget report or best toys for christmas etc.) but then we finish talking about them and err that's that

the McCann stuff had people wanting to email them with things they had found on the internet and it stayed being discussed (in the loosest terms of the word) for bloody months

a bit of speculation is one thing, endless speculation is another (in my book)

bookwormmum · 11/10/2007 13:01

I wonder if sales of wooden garden sheds are going to go down now? .

TellusMater · 11/10/2007 13:01

Discussing a wife's possible motives for burning her errant husband to death and the dress sense of said husband's mistress not quite the same as the pre-budget report though...

Yes, the sheer duration of the McCann threads was quite something, but much of the speculation pretty similar. IMO.

TellusMater · 11/10/2007 13:03

She said hypocritically, having admitted to doing just that...

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