"Perhaps they just like loud role-playing."
Well, indeed the title of this thread did say, "Get off me Boris!" And I suppose you're not the only one thinking ole' Bojo's having a little bit of BDSM fun behind closed doors in the privacy of their own flat. But pervert neighbour was thinking likewise and was more adventurous and doubly quick in getting out his handphone - all previously pre-set to record, no doubt - only to be massively disappointed to learn what Bojo did was no more than the "mortal sin" of having spilled some red wine in that god-damn sofa!
So pervert called the police instead - strange that no other neighbours who live closer to Bojo bothered to do anything - and when the police declared there was "no cause for police action" after a thorough investigation, pervert went straight to The Guardian. Even more mysterious is how did pervert manage to get hold of The Guardian in the middle of the night? All very unsavoury!
Well, the title of this thread says, "Get off me Boris!"