If you need a Smoke you can come to Stoke

[saggermakersknockturnalley]

The dopey council have forgotten to get the enforcement powers approved.

It's just feckin typical!

The council 'branded one of the worst in the country'

I have Spent Time in Stoke.

Is it where you 'Escaped from'?

Can you give me any tips?

We're on the front page of The Sun FGS!

PMSL

No

I escaped from a well known German prison, which for complecated reasons, I cannot name myself anymore

But I suppose I did escape from Stoke too.

Cheap place to live though.

'Cheap place to live though.'

Would be if wages weren't so crap.

And it would be better if the council were a little more useful than a chocolate fireguard.

Prison?

I'm intrigued.

I heard they are renaming it Smoke on Trent

Some bright spark has already altered a couple of the signs around the city to say just thay!

PMSL

Only in bloody Stoke

Front page of the Sun?

FGS!

Life's difficult enough locally as it is, lol.

Local council proves itself to be an absolute joke.

No change there then.

It was once Smog-on-Trent, lol.

Ha! We're in the Daily Star too. Progress

That's even worse!

lo1!!!

Bingo!

We're in the Mirror too.

Deep Joy.

I moved to Newcastle. Better class of council!!!!!!

Nah, just smaller, and less obvious, lol.

Actually I've got 2 of the beggars (councils) Newcastle Borough and Kidsgrove Town.

Sheesh!

Ah, now that is unfortunate.

lol.

We always call it Smoke on Stench anyway ...

Off up hanley tomorrow duck for lunch with a friend, will now have to make sure there is a no smoking section!

Ooo another Stokie. Wey up chuck!

So, how was it up 'anley, Duck??

hehe.

'As thee 'ad a gud day Rebel?

Bin fair tippin down this after. Good job thay't can 'ave a fag in th'warm.

lol