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Reason number one NOT to live in Australia

36 replies

GreenandBlackOtter · 27/03/2007 10:59

enlarge it at your peril

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cazzybabs · 27/03/2007 11:01

yuck.

paulaplumpbottom · 27/03/2007 11:02

There are worst things in Australia

sunnywong · 27/03/2007 11:04

OH but that's in Queensland fgs, the rest of it isn't like that

Yet...

Oblomov · 27/03/2007 11:05

Really ?
What's worse ?
I love frogs and toads, but unfortunately, he is WELL ugly !!

FioFio · 27/03/2007 11:05

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Flamesparrow · 27/03/2007 11:06

He's cute

MrsMillionsofcremeggsplease · 27/03/2007 11:06

Did you see the size of its legs? OMG

oliveoil · 27/03/2007 11:06

I saw huge frogs in Australia but I like frogs

now spiders.......

WanderingTrolley · 27/03/2007 11:08

That thing looks furious.

That's what some mumsnetters look like when you mention Fruit Shoots.

dejags · 27/03/2007 11:08

Ah... poor thing is quite sweet actually.

Toadism. Shame on you

KittyLetteMeEatAnEasterEgg · 27/03/2007 11:09

awww i like it

sandcastles · 27/03/2007 11:11

What's worse than that in Australia?

Really?

Spiders as big as your fist & as fats a an F1 car (ok, so I exagerate)
Redback Spiders
White Tail Spiders
Snakes
41 degrees in Dec
Bush Fires that drain resorces...

Still, I'd rather be here! Love it.

sandcastles · 27/03/2007 11:13

as fast as an

TheArmadillo · 27/03/2007 11:24

That's it I'm never going.

I can cope with spiders, snakes and other poisionous things.

But the fs and ts - I rather die (and i ain't exaggerating).

ITs my worst nightmare come true.

SOrry Auntie, but I'm never coming now. DOn't care where you live, just being on the same continent as those things

Gingerbear · 27/03/2007 11:29

wooses, the lot of ya!
Try having a wee in an outback dunny with a King Brown snake coiled up in the corner....

sandcastles · 27/03/2007 11:42

Gingerbear, I had to do similar with a huge huntsman watching me from the inside of the door....

Then Sunday, I had a close encounter with one on the inside of our screen door as I opened the front door....dh took dd & the pup & ran into the bedroom, shouting quick quick, run! Leaving me to 'remove' it.

Pmsl.....

ghosty · 27/03/2007 11:47

please don't tell me this stuff ....
In 2 weeks and 1 day i move to Melbourne.

mm22bys · 27/03/2007 15:40

Oh Please. I am so SICK of the constant "wildlife" stories about Australia.

I grew up in Oz, and lived there till we moved here 8 years ago, and while we did have toads in our backyard, we just whacked them over the head, or stuck them in the freezer to get rid of them .

Honest to G*d, the wildlife is so not an issue in Australia and I am so sick of these LCD stories!

Tinker · 27/03/2007 15:49
jalopy · 27/03/2007 19:13

He'd make a nice handbag

Califrau · 27/03/2007 19:16

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ghosty · 28/03/2007 03:47
Kelly1978 · 28/03/2007 04:29

aww I think it is cute, but then I can cope with anything other than ants, and you get shitloads of those in the UK!

earlgrey · 28/03/2007 05:12

Well, okay, it's no looker, but bludgeoning them to death with a golf club? Really? Call in the ASPCA!

Keep to the shopping malls, G&B, you'll be fine.

Now, show me a picture of a flying cockroach and I'll be outta here faster than you can say crunch.

sunshinefairy · 28/03/2007 07:33

yep cane toads we used to go driving at night to squash them and the other thing is the HEAT.yep queensland cane toads brought in to eat a bug but they went into overdrive mass reproduction they are slowly moving southwards down the east coast. ugly but squishy.

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