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Would you go out wearing a skirt and no knickers?

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MamaG · 13/12/2006 13:11

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kama · 13/12/2006 13:29

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FluffyMummy123 · 13/12/2006 13:30

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ShinyHappyStarOfBethlehem · 13/12/2006 13:30

Ewwww.

Well... I suppose it can be quite a nice thing to do if you're going out with DH.. and he knows.. and obviously you know.. (but preferably, noone else knows).. and the fact is on both your minds.. don't you think? Possibly??

[shuffles off..]

MrsMaloryTowers · 13/12/2006 13:32

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poppiesinalinewithtinsel · 13/12/2006 13:32

yes but not while I am out in public wearing a skirt

FluffyMummy123 · 13/12/2006 13:33

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Heathcliffscathy · 13/12/2006 13:33

it's v good for you you know. to allow the area to 'breath' as it were.

very good for your vaginal flora.

hehe.

princessJINGLEmelS · 13/12/2006 13:34

This thread is so funny!!
I have once on holiday, pre kids, but I had to go and put pants on after a while. I just felt funny. Probably because we'd gone out for dinner but dh had decided we stop off in a bar first to watch the football. It was full of football fans... and I was sitting up on a bar stool.

poppiesinalinewithtinsel · 13/12/2006 13:34

bit breezy in this weather though

ShinyHappyStarOfBethlehem · 13/12/2006 13:36

Vaginal flora always makes me think of people with mould and mushrooms growing out of their fanjos.... [further ewwwws.. and a rapid retreat..]

DingdongMegaLegsonhigh · 13/12/2006 13:38

It makes me think of margarine. Light Flora, Flora with omega 3, Vaginal Flora.

ShinyHappyStarOfBethlehem · 13/12/2006 13:40

DO you think the plural or fanjo should have a 'e'.. like 'potatoes'?? I have been puzzling over this one.. One for the grammar pedants I expect...

themoon66 · 13/12/2006 13:45

Fanjoes/fanjos

Hmmm

FLAMEinEckItsYuleAgain · 13/12/2006 13:46

How about Fangi?

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MamaG · 13/12/2006 13:50

oh I did the naked under a coat thing for DH, when I picked him up from work once.

I was sniggering, he was knackered - very unromantic

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themoon66 · 13/12/2006 14:03

A large blonde once turned up here at work to see my (married) boss. She was only wearing a fur coat and high heels.

EllieHsMum · 13/12/2006 14:05

Not in this weather, wouldn't the fanjo juices freeze?

MrsMaloryTowers · 13/12/2006 14:06

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EllieHsMum · 13/12/2006 14:11

pmsl at this thread

FLAMEinEckItsYuleAgain · 13/12/2006 14:15

Mine has drippy days... but they are outnumbered by the non drippy...

TwoIfBySanta · 13/12/2006 14:21

Have read some of this to dh who is off work with man flu at the moment and now feels even sicker!

Brilliant!

And I would never go out without knickers, can never understand people who do. And re vpl, was that not what the thong bum-floss was designed for.

Yukky

ShinyHappyStarOfBethlehem · 13/12/2006 14:21

Oh gross!! My family sometimes comment on my crude humour.. but YOU lot and your drippy fanjoes.. bleeugghhh. you've quite put me off my cup of tea!

poppiesinalinewithtinsel · 13/12/2006 14:23

no, I like it all tucked in, safe and sound

poppiesinalinewithtinsel · 13/12/2006 14:24

fangi ShinyHappy Fangi

FLAMEinEckItsYuleAgain · 13/12/2006 14:26

You still often get side vpl with bum floss