Tell us something we don't already know and celebrate regularly.
'A Labour candidate for parliament has said his party could be wiped from the map of MPs in parts of southern England such as Kent, unless it effectively battles the advance of Ukip' 
'Speaking of Labour’s presence in the south, particularly places where it has no MPs but some councillors, he said: “They do really have … a real risk from Ukip. Our own constituency is one of them. Canterbury is one, many seats in Kent, where I do think the risk is an existential one, they might not exist after May if Ukip move at the pace they are.”
And it's not just Labour who face an "existential threat" from UKIP. The Tories are so panicked they have started to act incoherently, but to be frank it's hard to tell the difference as that is their usual state.
Everybody will get out and vote and they will finish the spinners off.
The revolution will be televised, the spinners will be surprised when Farage grabs the prize and the people are on the rise.