Dear Mr Huhne MP
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Or rather...
Dear Mr Huhne MP
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May I please just take this opportunity to tell you what a delightful Father and all round obviously great guy you are? I can state this with utter authority having just seen you had absolutely no choice but to fess up as your lies had run out, and your back was so close to the wall it was freezing your bones "take responsibility for something that happened ten years ago". Just that statement alone, with all it inherently includes and worse, de facto excludes makes clear what an utter, total, arrogant, & selfish knobhead a truly noble man you are (a self-view that screams through all). I do however have the following queries given your parade of lies; your dissing of your entire family; your mocking our Justice system by even just LAST WEEK pleading "NOT GUILTY M'LORD" some minor discrepencies that seem apparent, and also some slightly broader questions?
Unless I am slightly confused, I have NOT seen you 'take responsibility' for the total and utter carnage you have caused the child you profess to love issues that you created and that are now so very damaging to your son? Nor 'responsibility' for the fact that this is not an issue about 'something you did ten years ago', but rather the fact that you lied repeatedly to your fucking back teeth until you could ipso facto lie no more, and those bones WERE by then ice cold cornered flat against that wall you appear to have not taken responsibility for all, and oh my gosh, it really does seem quite a very long and not very attractive list of the you have done SINCE 10 years ago?
You know the kind of thing I mean - shitting over your wife and kids in a heartbeat, for political greasy spin priorities being way over and above the importance of them for you making swift PR led decisions that may hurt those who love(d) you? Costing us vast amounts of taxpayers money you selfish self-serving git in order that you could continue to try and escape justice?
I understand that your wife (that's your WIFE, not the woman you shagged spent time with behind her and your family's backs whilst consistently lying throughout as you must have done in order to facilitate said shagging, and obviously with huge effort into that deception too) HAS pleaded Guilty to the Criminal Charge against her but on the basis of Marital Coercion. Now, some might well say how the fuck can an intelligent, professional, well-paid, yada yada it seems hard to believe that she (or anyone of her standing/intelligence) WOULD be vulnerable to coercion, emotional abuse, etc etc. But as is frickin obvious, EA is not confined to any class or creed as is obvious from report after report, plus numerous factual cases re EA it would appear at least possibly likely
, given other elements of your now very factually proven familial abuse of trust & love; abuse of parliamentary position etc especially in light of the truly vile way you have also treated your son, & who himself says you 'forced' her to take your points that other elements of your behaviours which are only now coming to light, may well point to an odious, egotistical, 'above the law' individual well capable of that?
So I wish you well for Court, even though I do of course know that if when if you get a custodial sentence, you will be in a scrumptious Category 3 Open Prison faster than you can say SHIT. Those bloody speed cameras have got me again Jack Flash. Very finally (& apposite too re 'flash'), I have now seen your utter joke and beyond narcissistic your private plate on that lovely beemer that you used to drive. Plate is:
HU HNE. (yes folks, really...
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Presumably the 'HU' is for 'hubris'? And the HNE is for 'Horrible Non-Entity'? Ah, no; thought not. Just you being an arrogant little shit then huh? Suggest strongly you may want to modify that MO ASAP? Or, if not, do be very aware of the risks the scalding water in kitchen, the spit in your food, all of that stuff that prisoners will do to you that lie ahead for you if you don't.
Kindest regards, Stoic.
PS Oh, but please please PLEASE on't worry about all that stuff you hear about never bending over in the showers. Even a lifer would be more discerning than that. See? ALWAYS an upside eh Chris
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PPS Sep., but as a gesture of kindness, for early Valentines Day could I suggest you buy your -conniving, herself deceitful to loved ones girlfriend a home hair dye kit? Just, in a full on pic of her face, that fringe is shining through with coarse grey bits and since she is SUCH a hottie worth losing your 3 kids over? I'm sure you'd like her to look at her best at your sentencing? Home dye kit and a knob like you m'dear-- of Frizzeze will sort her hair woes out toute suite Chrisikins
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